The Goon Thread

[markysimmo]

Official, confirmed. Mo Elneny signs new contract with Arsenal until June 2023 with option for further season. ⚪️🔴 #AFC

“I love this club and I feel like part of this family”, Elneny says. “Mo will be really important for us”, Mikel Arteta added. pic.twitter.com/cP4AgYQKfH

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) May 25, 2022

 

[scaramanga]

He looks like a hobo

 

[elyid]

The more average players they extend contracts for the better imo

 

[markysimmo]

Watching Tottenham on a Wednesday night 💉💉💉💉💉 pic.twitter.com/PU8Knb88yR

— EXPRESSIONS OOZING (@ExpressionsOOZ) May 25, 2022

 

[MKSpur]

The more average managers they extend contracts for the better imo

Fixed

 

[scaramanga]

Fixed

You clearly have a higher opinion of Arteta than the rest of the footballing world.

 

[glorygloryeze]

Rumours that these guys have offered Eddie NKetiah a new deal on £100K

 

[tw12yid]

Rumours that these guys have offered Eddie NKetiah a new deal on £100K

That really would be madness. Is he completely rubbish. Probably not but he’s got 10 premier league goals in 59 appearances I assume mostly from the bench but still worth 100k a week I think not!

 

[glorygloryeze]

That really would be madness. Is he completely rubbish. Probably not but he’s got 10 premier league goals in 59 appearances I assume mostly from the bench but still worth 100k a week I think not!

Which is why we should hope it happens...

 

[DeanoAustin]

Which is why we should hope it happens...

Problem is if Harry and Sonny see that donkey getting 100k a week, they'll be justified in asking Levy for a million a week each.

 

[glorygloryeze]

Problem is if Harry and Sonny see that donkey getting 100k a week, they'll be justified in asking Levy for a million a week each.

Saka and Smith Rowe will do that before Harry and Son do, but i take your point

 

[JerusalemMan]

Rumours that these guys have offered Eddie NKetiah a new deal on £100K

A five year deal!

 

[Lilbaz]

Someone just posted this clip from arsenal tv from feb. Had to share.

"We're gonna be smashing it in the Champions League next year!" 🏆#ARSBRE #AFC pic.twitter.com/EGCyLybr0m

— AFTV (@AFTVMedia) February 19, 2022

 

[markysimmo]

Saw a tweet the other day

Average age of Arsenal's amazing young guns - 24.5

Our average age - 24.5

 

[Lilbaz]

New channel for me. The kick off. Really enjoyed this debate about arteta. Most aren't even arsenal fans but "heated" puts it mildly.

 

[Rorschach]

New channel for me. The kick off. Really enjoyed this debate about arteta. Most aren't even arsenal fans but "heated" puts it mildly.

Too much shouting. Need to allow the contributors room to make their points. They should take some tips from the glory glory podcast.

 

[Gazza Dazzla]

New channel for me. The kick off. Really enjoyed this debate about arteta. Most aren't even arsenal fans but "heated" puts it mildly.

I kind of enjoyed it and found it annoying at the same time!

The Chelsea fan started off making sense, then seemed to lose his rhythm when questioned about his own side and quite deliberately tried to muddy/confuse the argument when I think he knew he was on to a loser. A tactic displayed by a few on GG!

 

[Lilbaz]

Too much shouting. Need to allow the contributors room to make their points. They should take some tips from the glory glory podcast.

Agree. But did find it funny the geordie getting wound up and wanting to kill the chelsea guy.

 

[glorygloryeze]

Want to taste some grapes with a heavy salted flavour? Taste this thread...

🚨The new @premierleague fixtures are going to be announced on June 16th.

How they roll out can greatly impact a season in a league in which fine margins can be so, so important to success.

This thread will talk about a statistical anomaly that damaged Arsenal last season.

🧵

— LE GROVE (@LeGrove) June 6, 2022

 

[FolkestoneSpur]

Want to taste some grapes with a heavy salted flavour? Taste this thread...

🚨The new @premierleague fixtures are going to be announced on June 16th.

How they roll out can greatly impact a season in a league in which fine margins can be so, so important to success.

This thread will talk about a statistical anomaly that damaged Arsenal last season.

🧵

— LE GROVE (@LeGrove) June 6, 2022

I liked this response

A) 3.4% is not even considered a statistical infrequency
B) I would be more worried if my son spent his time and money paying a statistician to crunch numbers about the statistical anomoly of the computing system being the reason you bottled top 4 than if he spent it on heroin

— TekiDeki THFC (@sachagrod10) June 6, 2022