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Tanguy Ndombele

Why the hell would clubs like that be interested in a guy that has proven himself to be an absolute bellend.

The best thing for everyone is to send him back to lyon and swap him for aouor, who I see paratici is a big fan of.

The best thing that someone so weak minded can do is to return to an environment they are comfortable in. So we should just do a straight swap and take the financial hit, even cover some of his wages if he absolutely refuses to take a decent deduction on his wage back at lyon.

Go back to lyon and take your two boyfriends with you, you utter utter clam.

As if Lyon can afford his salary - not to mention a 30 million chasm between their respective valuations....
 
I have defended Ndombele from day one, but now I just have no words. If he thinks Madrid, Barca or Bayern will sign him then he should make it happen. But Barca and Madrid cannot afford him and I question whether Bayern would want him.
 
Ndombele 55 million
Lo Celso 27 million
Sessegnon 25 million

A 100+ million! Three players who have been a waste of space for two seasons and counting. And then the trope is that: "Levy didn't spend". And "Poch was let down". Who wanted these players? Who ok'd their purchase. This is his legacy....

Even more than that - we’d already paid a £15m loan fee for Lo Celso, and we also gave Fulham Onomah in part exchange for Sess.
 
As if Lyon can afford his salary - not to mention a 30 million chasm between their respective valuations....

I would argue that ndombele’s value is about £20m-£25m.

Lots of 8’s and 9’s out of 10 for various attributes but at spurs he has confirmed 100% the fears many top clubs had about him, and that is his appalling attitude.

For that particular and extremely important attribute he would be either a 1 or possibly even 0 out of 10. This should be reflected in his value and is why I think he is a £25m footballer maximum.

The guy is an absolute clown. Even if we did reintegrate him, he’d finally be ready for a game in about 6 weeks and then after two matches he’d go off injured for 6 weeks, come back for a week and then go off again for months with a new baby or something.

Complete waste of space, we will have to accept that we will take a massive hit on him cos he is a £25m player who should be getting wages of 75k pw. Get this clown out asap please.

Just do somekind of deal that sends the three boyfriends to lyon and we get aouar.
 
I would argue that ndombele’s value is about £20m-£25m.

Complete waste of space, we will have to accept that we will take a massive hit on him cos he is a £25m player who should be getting wages of 75k pw. Get this clown out asap please.

A certain D. Levy would like a word... you can find him around N17.
 
A certain D. Levy would like a word... you can find him around N17.

He has had to take hits before when presented with similar such situations and I suspect this will be the hardest yet as this time he is dealing with a player with an appalling mentality who is the joint biggest earner in the history of the club.

Furthermore those random places that are flush for cash like a saudi arabia or china that have seen us get good money before for bafoons, well this particular bafoon wouldnt go there.

Lyon seems the only solution to me as he must go btw. No coming back from this.
 
One thing in our and his favour is his age. At 24 he is a young man still. He needs to mature, and show determination. It has to come from him. He's probably the player fans want to see succeed the most, as his skill is clear. He can find passes others can't even see, and he can move the ball at his feet with aplomb. So please Tanguy get some focus and you will go far!
 
I can’t believe this guy gets over £400k put into his bank account every month.

He is an embarrassment to not only the wider football community but to all of humanity.

IF however he has mental issues, then as I’ve said before send him to counselling. Not to improve his value to us but just for his own wellbeing.
 
Like I've said before way back in the depth of this thread.
There is a reason no other team was in for him when we signed him.
Everyone knew what he is like.

But Poch always thinks he can change a player.

Like when he said if had had Dembele sooner or what he said to Jenas that time.

It's the reason he made Southamption break their transfer record for Dani Osvaldo.
None of the recruitment staff had identified him. He was Poch's pet project.
He has a terrible reputation for behavious. But Poch was himself as the Osvaldo whisperer.
Osvaldo ended up being suspended for a training ground fight with Jose Fonte. Then had his contract terminated.

It's why he created that special player of the year award to give to Sissoko after Poch made him average for a while.

Poch looked at the potential in Ndombele and thought he could be the one to fix him.

Now we are just left with a Taarabt style problem player. Except this time on 200k a week.
 
Why the hell would clubs like that be interested in a guy that has proven himself to be an absolute bellend.

The best thing for everyone is to send him back to lyon and swap him for aouor, who I see paratici is a big fan of.

The best thing that someone so weak minded can do is to return to an environment they are comfortable in. So we should just do a straight swap and take the financial hit, even cover some of his wages if he absolutely refuses to take a decent deduction on his wage back at lyon.

Go back to lyon and take your two boyfriends with you, you utter utter clam.

I wanted a swap with Kessie. But Aouor would work.

A 65m asset but I bet you would be lucky to get 30m for him. My worry is we hold onto him which means he is worthless because he won't produce on the pitch and his value, even part value can't be put towards something else.
 
Like I've said before way back in the depth of this thread.
There is a reason no other team was in for him when we signed him.
Everyone knew what he is like.

But Poch always thinks he can change a player.

Like when he said if had had Dembele sooner or what he said to Jenas that time.

It's the reason he made Southamption break their transfer record for Dani Osvaldo.
None of the recruitment staff had identified him. He was Poch's pet project.
He has a terrible reputation for behavious. But Poch was himself as the Osvaldo whisperer.
Osvaldo ended up being suspended for a training ground fight with Jose Fonte. Then had his contract terminated.

It's why he created that special player of the year award to give to Sissoko after Poch made him average for a while.

Poch looked at the potential in Ndombele and thought he could be the one to fix him.

Now we are just left with a Taarabt style problem player. Except this time on 200k a week.
I’m not sure about that…. Ndombele was hot property and coveted by a lot of clubs when we signed him.
 
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