But why Tessa Sanderson?
Ah. Fair enough. I won't ask the obvious question.Because Fatima Whitbread's doesn't look like two cobras kissing
But why Tessa Sanderson?
Because I would imagine her to have a severe axe wound
Why have you been imagining Tessa Sanderson's vulva?
Two pieces of white paper.
Pervert.Two pieces of white paper.
They’ve been pressed together on some black ink.
It’s been all smudged as a result, and made a squiggle.
Pervert.
Something covered in black custard?
Followed by roosteraholics.
Just glad you didn't target meThe brief was 10 words..
Racist.Something covered in black custard?
Dad
You would lose your mind trying to understand mine.
I'm gonna win a Ford Tippex any minutecornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, there's only 9, (plagiarised from a young ones skit which is probably on youtube)