Holding the door open for someone who doesn't acknowledge you in return.
I'm not asking for a eulogy delivered on one knee while carving a bronze image in my name; hell, not even a 'thank you', though that would be nice.
But if you don't spare even a single nod, I am entitled to one attempt at tripping you up.
Breaking up with your girlfriend sucks. Ah well.
Political correctness.
It's Christmas for f***'s sake. I'm not a Christian but I want to see a nativity scene, not a giraffe and a teakettle! Yes, I will say "Merry Christmas" to you. It's a gesture of warmth and friendliness, not a religious slight. Feel free to put up Hannukah decorations if you like. It doesn't offend me in the slightest. It's the whiny pricks who insist on everything being so non-offensive that soon everything will be bland and beige-coloured. These are the people who suck! We've become a civilisation of bankers and lawyers. Where's the last great leader who stood up and called these soul-sucking leeches out for what they really are? When did it become unsociable to have a pair and speak your mind? I don't want a medal for participating because that renders the medals for the winners as worthless. If you get upset about something, then maybe it is YOU who should look in the mirror and figure out why it offends you rather than running to your lawyer/mum and crying about it. Man the f*** up. The biggest lessons I learned as a kid were the ones where I got hurt the most. Deal with it. Bunch of pansies.
Leaving to go in on a 12 hour night shift as the pizza arrives and the wife cracks a bottle of Chablis
Ouch. That happened to you today? I guess you can always use the Online Dating Sites thread now
Cash machines which charge you to wthdraw your own money. I refuse to use these. Whoever invented these is a huge taco.
People, especially in London, who walk slowly on the street. Get out of the way. And why whatever way I turn do you maximise the space you take up on the pavement.
Oxford street. I try to avoid that place like its a leper colony.
Yep, last night. Never mind.
Cash machines which charge you to wthdraw your own money. I refuse to use these. Whoever invented these is a huge taco.
People, especially in London, who walk slowly on the street. Get out of the way. And why whatever way I turn do you maximise the space you take up on the pavement.
Oxford street. I try to avoid that place like its a leper colony.
It will be fine in time. There really wasn't much that annoyed me. She has dumped me over some girl that I dated briefly before we met (a year ago in fact!!), not that I cheated or went back to this girl.. in fact I hate her and don't speak to her in any way.. this girl has been telling stories and lies, since she found out I am with someone else, 6mths together now. Now we both get to hear tonnes of stuff about me as if it is new, it's constant. It's messy. I think it's a stupid reason to break up, but it isn't always my decision...!Ouch. You'll bounce back though, just think of all her annoying habits and irritating ways instead of any good stuff.
Think of each time that she tinkled you off and then realise that you are now free to do what, and whichever women, you want.
I sold thousands of ATMs. They really opened up the market for 24/7 banking. They provide an alternative to having to go to a Bank Branch to do your banking, and avoid traffic, parking hassles. The problem of charging you to use them has NOTHING to do with the taco who invented them.
It is your bank that decides the fees. Change your bank
That reminds me. Rickshaw cabs!! Those fudging stupid bikes with the 2 seats on the back that just do nothing but get in the way... Worst invention ever