I went out and ordered from gooseberry again. It's been 3 weeks and still no product has arrived. Had to send David another mail.
Hi David,
It's exactly one year since we spoke and I've missed you. Hate to be the barer of bad news, but your logistics department aren't doing too well I'm afraid. It seems my order has hit a bit of a snafu, as per usual. Last time this happened, I vented my frustration on a football forum. Next thing I know, my forum status is "Dodgy Dave Goosegog". Wtf, right?
Anyways, my hair has become long and thick. My wife loves it, though she thinks it lacks some shine. Can't argue with that, my shampoo is lost in translation. Or in your ordering system. I don't know. I do know my money is gone and my hair is flat and frizzy. Steel wool. Sounds like a Derek Zoolander look actually.
Hope you can comb over this delay with a surprise gift, if it ever ships. A comb will do actually. Like Aaliyah once taught us: "if at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again, try again."
Forever young,
Aril