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Serge Aurier

StephenH said:
he and his barber ’had’ both tested negative!
don't blow it out of proportion!
that the Daily Mail’s job!
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But if you are mixing with other people, as it might be assumed the barber is, a negative test is a bit like an MOT, it’s only meaningful on the day it is carried out.
 
Glenda's Legs said:
But if you are mixing with other people, as it might be assumed the barber is, a negative test is a bit like an MOT, it’s only meaningful on the day it is carried out.
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lockdown is over for all intents and purpose in the southeast, Boris the ’LERT’ has seen to that, unfortunately.
So don't stress too much!
 
StephenH said:
lockdown is over for all intents and purpose in the southeast, Boris the ’LERT’ has seen to that, unfortunately.
So don't stress too much!
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I’m not especially stressing but if the PL is to resume and we have to play for a CL spot, then I want to know Harry Kane (for example) is not at risk of having to drop out and isolate because one of his team mates can’t survive without getting his bloody hair cut.
 
StephenH said:
he and his barber ’had’ both tested negative!
don't blow it out of proportion!
that the Daily Mail’s job!
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The false negative rate on a properly performed PCR test is 20%
Then there all the improperly performed tests. The swab is supposed to go four inches up their nose. Even trained doctors are not performing the tests properly, let alone whoever the company the premier league have paid to do it have got performing them.

As foe the Barber. When was he tested. And it doesn't mean much if he is going house to house cutting hair. The guy obviously got a test done(or said he did) just so he could do this. I wouldn't believe him for a second.
 
Glenda's Legs said:
But if you are mixing with other people, as it might be assumed the barber is, a negative test is a bit like an MOT, it’s only meaningful on the day it is carried out.
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Exactly! It’s not like the barber had a test, then went into full isolation until he received his negative result, then again for the exact period he went to Aurier!
He’s been round people’s houses cutting hair.

A clear test one day is a sign you propabky didn’t have it the minute you were tested. It’s not a bloody cloak of invincibility which protects you and everyone you meet for the rest of eternity. Jeez!
 
Serge Aurier now has more cautions for breaking lockdown rules (3), than clean sheets while playing for Spurs in 2020 (2).

I've not bothered fact checking as it is very believable!

Can't think of a more stupid player for Spurs, or any player who comes close to Serge's level of intelligence.
 
Modrical said:
Serge Aurier now has more cautions for breaking lockdown rules (3), than clean sheets while playing for Spurs in 2020 (2).

I've not bothered fact checking as it is very believable!

Can't think of a more stupid player for Spurs, or any player who comes close to Serge's level of intelligence.
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To be fair, there is a certain former Spurs right back for was also prone to the occasional brain fart on the pitch and the breaking lockdown rules. At least he did it for sex parties rather than getting a flimflam skin fade though.

Aurier can fudge off though. Poch called it when the guy consistently conceded possession with foul throws, he was making the management / coaching staff look utterly incompetent. Having finally learnt how to throw a ball (fudging ridiculous having to type that), he continues to make management look stupid with terrible all round play on the pitch and horrendous decision making off the pitch. However well your team defends as a unit for 90 minutes, a bellend like Aurier can undo that good work in 5 seconds sharp, he has absolutely no place in a Jose team.

Props to @StephenH for displaying key issues with understanding government advice just to top it off.
 
government advise........

that's rich!

They are out of their depth.
Aurier is not a listener.
Let us hope he does go to Wolfberg.
 
spurspinter1 said:
To be fair, there is a certain former Spurs right back for was also prone to the occasional brain fart on the pitch and the breaking lockdown rules. At least he did it for sex parties rather than getting a flimflam skin fade though.

Aurier can fudge off though. Poch called it when the guy consistently conceded possession with foul throws, he was making the management / coaching staff look utterly incompetent. Having finally learnt how to throw a ball (fudging ridiculous having to type that), he continues to make management look stupid with terrible all round play on the pitch and horrendous decision making off the pitch. However well your team defends as a unit for 90 minutes, a bellend like Aurier can undo that good work in 5 seconds sharp, he has absolutely no place in a Jose team.

Props to @StephenH for displaying key issues with understanding government advice just to top it off.
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I'm gonna "to be fair" your "to be fair", if a player makes a foul throw the coaching staff are utterly incompetent

I feel like he's been better since Jose took over, one of our better players
 
galeforce said:
I'm gonna "to be fair" your "to be fair", if a player makes a foul throw the coaching staff are utterly incompetent

I feel like he's been better since Jose took over, one of our better players
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To be fair though, wasn't that kind of my point? ;) (The first bit, not the second!) As well as the coaching staff, it doesn't reflect well on the scouting department either thinking about it.

He's shown that unless he has a full time babysitter mopping up after him he's fudging useless. The fact that he got to the stage where he could justifiably say there wasn't any competition for his position just about sums up where the squad was at for the end of Poch's reign...
 
Slows the play down every time. Him and Sissoko have zero creativity, he really can't cross. Yes he's got an assist or two but so many of his deliveries are poor. We need a new RB this summer and fast. Aurier is simply not good enough.
 
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