THE MEMBER'S "JOURNEY" (With some poetic licence. But you get me drift.)
Pre Jol: Pay extra, join the ST waiting list. Position 10,0000 but loyalty points and Bronze Membership mean you can travel to Grimsby et al .......
Post Jol: We've won something, things will only get better and you're moving up. Position 7,500 and loyalty points mean you're pretty much guaranteed an away ticket.......
Redknapp: Champions League, we're on our way and you're getting there. Position 2,000 and loyalty points mean you can take your pick on away games......
Sherwood: I know it's brick but you're almost there. Position 1,000, you can have a seat in the West Stand @ £mega, right behind Daniel (20 rows back actually but wahatever). Oh and we're taking away half your loyaty points... because that's fair.......
Potch: Now we're talking! You're at 350 on the waiting list and you can definitely have a seat at the front of the West Stand but sorry mate away tickets are out of the question, cos they only go to ST holders with 500 loyalty points and you fail big time on both counts.........
Potch 2: Hey, guess what! If you want a ST in the NWHL you've been waiting for you'll have to get a ST at Wembley. Otherwise you'll still be at 300 on the ST waiting list but 40,000 new ST holders will have moved in front of you. Also when you purchase said ST you'll lose any loyalty points. But let's be fair they were worth fvck all anyway, cos you ain't ever going to another away match now
NWHL: Congratulations you can now have a ST at NWHL! Michelin star dining, craft beer and airport, sorry sky lounge or whatever. Your Wembley equivalent ticket @£700? Oh yeh. That'll be £1,200 :-?