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Roomba (and pets)

Here you go - from 2 years ago

https://imgur.com/a/3ufDL

So, last week, something pretty tragic happened in our household. It's taken me until now to wrap my head around it and find the words to describe the horror. It started off simple enough - something that's probably happened to most of you. Sometime between midnight and 1:30am, our puppy Evie pooped on our rug in the living room. This is the only time she's done this, so it's probably just because we forgot to let her out before we went to bed that night. Now, if you have a detective's mind, you may be wondering how we know the poop occurred between midnight and 1:30am. We were asleep, so how do I know that time frame..........
 
Bullet said:
Here you go - from 2 years ago

https://imgur.com/a/3ufDL

So, last week, something pretty tragic happened in our household. It's taken me until now to wrap my head around it and find the words to describe the horror. It started off simple enough - something that's probably happened to most of you. Sometime between midnight and 1:30am, our puppy Evie pooped on our rug in the living room. This is the only time she's done this, so it's probably just because we forgot to let her out before we went to bed that night. Now, if you have a detective's mind, you may be wondering how we know the poop occurred between midnight and 1:30am. We were asleep, so how do I know that time frame..........
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Wow man. That’s pretty incredible.

I mean two people having the exact same thing happen to them!....
 
Bullet said:
Here you go - from 2 years ago

https://imgur.com/a/3ufDL

So, last week, something pretty tragic happened in our household. It's taken me until now to wrap my head around it and find the words to describe the horror. It started off simple enough - something that's probably happened to most of you. Sometime between midnight and 1:30am, our puppy Evie pooped on our rug in the living room. This is the only time she's done this, so it's probably just because we forgot to let her out before we went to bed that night. Now, if you have a detective's mind, you may be wondering how we know the poop occurred between midnight and 1:30am. We were asleep, so how do I know that time frame..........
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Finally someone found it!
But it actually happened to me too. The Roomba DID find the dogs turd, and smeared it out around the living room. Not quite as bad as the original, but it was a fudging mess and I would not want it to happen to even my worst enemy!
 
What the fudge did you just fudging lie about @Kandi1977, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fudge out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fudging words. You think you can get away with spouting these lies to me over the Internet?

Think again, fudger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fudging dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to it's full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little brick.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fudging tongue and not talked brick.

But you couldnt, you didn't, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will brick fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fudging dead, kiddo.
 
nayenezgani said:
What the fudge did you just fudging lie about @Kandi1977, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fudge out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fudging words. You think you can get away with spouting these lies to me over the Internet?

Think again, fudger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fudging dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to it's full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little brick.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fudging tongue and not talked brick.

But you couldnt, you didn't, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will brick fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fudging dead, kiddo.
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Gorilla warfare? :eek:
 
nayenezgani said:
What the fudge did you just fudging lie about @Kandi1977, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fudge out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fudging words. You think you can get away with spouting these lies to me over the Internet?

Think again, fudger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fudging dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to it's full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little brick.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fudging tongue and not talked brick.

But you couldnt, you didn't, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will brick fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fudging dead, kiddo.
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Donald, is that you?
 
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