Out Of Touch
Mediawatch will admit it was struggling this morning, with the papers full of Roy Keane, Kevin Pietersen and England v San Marino. Then, like finding a five-star hotel in the middle of the desert, the Daily Mail appeared to tell us that Harry Redknapp has a new book out. And it wasn't a mirage.
'This is a book about football,' Lee Clayton tells us. 'Not about the noise that screams from the modern game, but about the game itself.'
The Mail spend today interviewing 'Arry about just what we can expect. To save space, we'll simply list a few wonderful snippets.
- 'Pellegrini won the title, but he won the title because he has got good players and spends good money. How much coaching does Vincent Kompany need?'
Indeed. It takes a special talent to guide a squad with a higher wage bill than Atletico Madrid to promotion from the Championship and then have them bottom of the Premier League.
- 'Kompany, surprisingly, doesn't make Harry's Premier League XI, but John Terry and Rio Ferdinand do.'
Well, knock us over with a feather.
- 'There was no aggro, no abuse, no segregation, no bad chants. Imagine him [Bert Trautmann] playing now. A German, who fought for the Nazis, in goal in this league. People would spit on him, abuse him, terrorise him. There is so much hatred now.'
Ah yes, the good ol' days. Of course, it's utter rubbish. Trautmann was a target of deep hatred for the crowd when he joined Emirates Marketing Project, with abuse such as "kraut" and "Nazi" shouted at him. One newspaper's headline read 'If City sign a Nazi, what next?' The German admitted it deeply affected his confidence.
The whole thing just smacks of man out of touch and out of love with the game, despite still being the manager of a Premier League club.
As yesterday, it's going to be easier to do this in list form, because Harry really preferred the old days:
* 'What certainly altered was the way you tried to build team spirit. The old methods were very simple - bonding sessions, getting the lads to go out for a drink or have a day at the races. Everybody laughs, falls about, gets into a few scrapes. A typical jolly boys' outing, but the foreign players didn't want to know about that.'
Yeah, bloody foreigners, not wanting to get drunk, fall over and 'get into a few scrapes'. It's easy to forget that these are the words of an actual Premier League manager.
* 'Roman Pavlyuchenko never moved out of his seat all day [at Cheltenham races]. Just sat there, waiting for the time to get on the coach and go home. Wouldn't watch a race, wouldn't have a bet, just not interested in joining in. In the end, it has been the English footballers who have had to change because at most clubs now they are isolated. It is a different life for them now.'
All together now: It's [strikethrough]political correctness[/strikethrough] professionalism gone mad.
* 'I remember Paolo di Canio brought his fitness coach to West Ham. Lunches at Chadwell Heath had barely altered since my day - steak and kidney pie, loads of potatoes, anything you could get. By the end of that first season with Paolo's man, everyone had their own tailored, balanced food intake and a special dietician supervised that regime.'
The phenomenal thing is the continuous inference that Redknapp actually sees such things as a crying shame, rather than the necessary development of a game in which players need to be fitter and stronger.
* 'Louis van Gaal couldn't have done a better job with Hull City than Steve Bruce did last year. Yet did his heroics in the League and FA Cup create even a ripple at Old Trafford? Was Steve, a great competitor and wonderful player for United, even considered for the Manchester United job?'
This is the crux of Harry's argument, that foreigners get an easy ride whilst British managers suffer. Using the 'Bruce should have got the Manchester United gig' line is obvious twaddle but reveals an unpleasant bitterness.
* 'Foreign players, foreign coaches, foreign owners.'
As always with Redknapp, there is a weird dichotomy between words and actions. Whilst bemoaning the increase of foreign players, it's worth remembering that QPR's squad consists of players of 13 different nationalities, and that 51% of the players he has signed since joining QPR are non-British.
Do as I moan, not as I do.