Thread title is just earworming Electric 6 to me.
I don't think it will happen, the opinion on podcasts by smart people who know stuff is that Russian missiles are in such a state of disrepair they couldn't get off the ground anyway and they wouldn't dare even fuel them up.
Dunno. Heard that yes they let their military rot but the missiles were the one thing they kept in tip top nick. For obvious reasons. Might have changed though in the last few years.
Wouldn't take the chance.