If We could rip Chel53a apart en route to an enthralling 5-3 victory, why can't we do the same to a Sanchez-less Ar5ena1?
They'll have their gnomes scampering around the pitch as usual, getting stuck into sly fouls and playing with the same detestable intensity that they've shown in games against us ever since they ceased to harbour delusions that they could challenge Chel53a, City or United for the title.
We, however, will have a local lad who humiliated Terry, Cahill and Matic, commonly held to be the best defensive trio in the Prem: and he didn't do it by accident, he did it with verve, panache, and an effortlessness that speaks of unpleasant things in store for Sczezcexny and co.
We will have a Danish dynamo with a pair of feet so cultured he could quote Proust with them.
We will have Mason, Chadli, Rose and Walker ceaselessly hounding and pressing, circling and attacking, never letting their players have a minute of time or space on the ball.
We will have an Argentinian lump at the back who defends Lloris from physical harm and attacks on his honor with a grim sense of duty.
In short, we will have a team we did not have at the Emirates in November.
Look, we may lose, as is the Spurs way: we may muck it up, as we tend to always do. But they will know they've been in a game. And if we could do that to Chel53a AND win in a most un-sexy fashion....we can do the same and more to these smarmy c*nts.