Roland Beurre
Richard Gough
"Hi Roland. How was your weekend?"
"Well, a bit of a waste really. I got up at midday on Saturday. Had breakfast, Spent 20 minutes trying to get BT Sport working on something called Internet Explorer; finally succeeded, having missed the first 10 minutes of the Spurs game.
"Watched the match. Went on to a few web sites to read the reactions and to add a comment to the Torygraph's '10 reasons why Arsenal will beat Tottenham' article.
"Downloaded the match and watched it again while working my way through a bottle of Jameson's. Decided I had been harsh on my rating for Lamela.
"Went back on the web to read every report I could find. Then I watched Match of the Day, after which I went back online to read more comments on the match,
"Eventually went to bed at 3.30 when the Scrubs re-runs stopped. Woke up on Sunday and spent most of the day on Spurs' fora ..."
"Fora, Roland?"
"I presume it is the plural of 'forum'; don't know for sure, but I likes to sound educated, I does.
"Then I went on to a few newspaper web sites and was magnanimous towards those Arsenal fans who took the result on the chin, of which there were quite a few."
"Hmmm, it does sound like a bit of a waste, Roland. So, you did not really have a worthwhile weekend, then?"
"WTF gave you that idea? Best weekend I have had in years!"
"Well, a bit of a waste really. I got up at midday on Saturday. Had breakfast, Spent 20 minutes trying to get BT Sport working on something called Internet Explorer; finally succeeded, having missed the first 10 minutes of the Spurs game.
"Watched the match. Went on to a few web sites to read the reactions and to add a comment to the Torygraph's '10 reasons why Arsenal will beat Tottenham' article.
"Downloaded the match and watched it again while working my way through a bottle of Jameson's. Decided I had been harsh on my rating for Lamela.
"Went back on the web to read every report I could find. Then I watched Match of the Day, after which I went back online to read more comments on the match,
"Eventually went to bed at 3.30 when the Scrubs re-runs stopped. Woke up on Sunday and spent most of the day on Spurs' fora ..."
"Fora, Roland?"
"I presume it is the plural of 'forum'; don't know for sure, but I likes to sound educated, I does.
"Then I went on to a few newspaper web sites and was magnanimous towards those Arsenal fans who took the result on the chin, of which there were quite a few."
"Hmmm, it does sound like a bit of a waste, Roland. So, you did not really have a worthwhile weekend, then?"
"WTF gave you that idea? Best weekend I have had in years!"