No, I hate Liverpool because I did, not because I wouldn't.Scara... Your lover at Uni was a scouser wasn't it and she dumped you because you wouldn't grow a tash and wouldn't make love to YNWA.
Man... she burned you!
Seriously though, closest I've ever got to fudging a scouser was a geordie (fortunately not all that close) and even then I had a really good scrub after.
Whilst we're on the subject, do you know what the sexiest thing a scouse bird can wear is?