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***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham***

You know when you slice a toadstool thinly and lay it in a bath of stoat tinkle to marinate?

Why do people say "marinade"? It is a marinade. It is marinating in a marinade. Am I right Roland Buerre? Amirite? Fark me this is pony
 
Our chances will come, I just hope we can take them...surprised to see Lamela off instead of The Shagger...come on Shagger, redeem thyself!!!!
 
20 minutes of this urine-soaked pantomime left; stoats tinkling on a wet badger. Come on badger, get your hairdryer out and fight back. Andy Carroll is coming on, if anybody needs a urine soaking it is that weasel. At some point we might start playing football, COYS
 
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