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***OMT - TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR V manchester united***

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Garth Crooks
SATURDAY AUGUST 8th, 2015

TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR V manchester united

Old Trafford, Manchester

Kick-off - 12.45pm

Referee - Jonathan Moss




The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur


Lloris

Trippier
Dier
Vertonghen
Rose

Bentaleb

Chadli
Ali
Lamela ('might' have Dembele up there instead, Dublin reminded me...hmmm)

Eriksen
Kane

subs:
Vorm, Alderweireld, Bobby, Onuha,Walker, Carroll, Dembele(or Lamela!)



Welcome back...as one might expect, the greatest football team the world has ever seen have been handed the honour of kicking off the new Premiership season, and as befits, we decided to be generous and share it at Old Trafford with those red monkeys.

Pre-season has shown us to be largely coasting and getting our fitness together. Who knows who might be in and out of the door come kick-off? And who cares! We have enough to surprise them. Their pants might look smart but the stitching is weak, and they'll unravel at the hands of our superb discipline and youthful poachery!

Word of warning to all novices heading up there; might have to leave at 3 am as the majority of their support is from at least 150 miles away and you will likely be jostling for motorway space up the M6.

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Behold our loyal and loud supporters!!!!
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Behold their clown shoe tin-potters!!!!!!

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Behold our Mighty Poch!!!!!!!

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And behold their flat-nosed git of a taco!!!!

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2-1 Spurs, Chadders and Eriksen
 
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I'm guessing even if we sign someone tomorrow they won't be playing on Saturday. So based on who we currently have at the club, this is the team I'd pick (I don't think it's the one Pochettino will pick though)...

--------------------------------- Lloris
Trippier ---- Alderweireld ---- Vertonghen ---- Rose
-------- Bentaleb -------- Dembele -------- Alli
------------- Eriksen -------------------- Chadli
-------------------------------- Kane

Bench: Vorm, Walker, Dier, Lamela, Mason, Carroll, Soldado.


Man Utd 1 - 3 Spurs

Kane x 2, Chadli.
 
season seems has come around quickly this year!


I'm guessing even if we sign someone tomorrow they won't be playing on Saturday. So based on who we currently have at the club, this is the team I'd pick (I don't think it's the one Pochettino will pick though)...

--------------------------------- Lloris
Trippier ---- Alderweireld ---- Vertonghen ---- Rose
-------- Bentaleb -------- Dembele -------- Alli
------------- Eriksen -------------------- Chadli
-------------------------------- Kane

Bench: Vorm, Walker, Dier, Lamela, Mason, Carroll, Soldado.


Man Utd 1 - 3 Spurs

Kane x 2, Chadli.

i think that's pretty much what we'll see, though i think Walker will start ahead of Trippier.

i think we may setup similar to when we played Arsenal away early last season, deep and on the counter although im not sure we have the pace to play that way effectively - United's defense doesn't look formidable on paper so i think we can cause them problems IF we get the ball forward quick enough as i expect their central midfield to be quite defensive, so we'll need to get around the back of them in order to succeed - will be interesting to see how many of their new signings start.

1-1 - Chadli

COYS!
 
I think the sides others have put up are more realistic, but I'd love to see Trippier and Rose given the slots to really pen them back
 
I think we'll try to keep it tight by packing the midfield. Really more of a 4-3-3 than a 4-2-3-1.

Think it's a nil nil.

---------------Hugo------
Walker--Vert---Ald----Rose
------Bentaleb----Dier--------
---Eriksen---Alli--Chadli
------------Kane--------
 
I'm guessing even if we sign someone tomorrow they won't be playing on Saturday. So based on who we currently have at the club, this is the team I'd pick (I don't think it's the one Pochettino will pick though)...

--------------------------------- Lloris
Trippier ---- Alderweireld ---- Vertonghen ---- Rose
-------- Bentaleb -------- Dembele -------- Alli
------------- Eriksen -------------------- Chadli
-------------------------------- Kane

Bench: Vorm, Walker, Dier, Lamela, Mason, Carroll, Soldado.


Man Utd 1 - 3 Spurs

Kane x 2, Chadli.
Great call on Dembele TBH...absolutely forgot about him hahahahahahahaha...
 
Not sure if the boys are ready physically and mentally given the late pre-season end.

Then again Man U has a number of new faces playing in the league for the first time.

I just hope we don't get thrashed and we don't suffer any serious injuries.

Prediction: BORE DRAW
 
----------------------------Lloris--------------------------
Walker ---- Alderweireld ---- Vertonghen ---- Rose
------------Alli -------- Bentaleb ------Dembélé---------
Eriksen -------------------- -----------------------Chadli
---------------------------Kane---------------------------

Sub: Vorm, Dier, Davies, Mason, Carroll, Lamela, Soldado

Spurs 2 : 2 Man Utd with Man Utd having 62% of possession.
 
----------------------------Lloris--------------------------
Walker ---- Alderweireld ---- Vertonghen ---- Rose
------------Alli -------- Bentaleb ------Dembélé---------
Eriksen -------------------- -----------------------Chadli
---------------------------Kane---------------------------

Sub: Vorm, Dier, Davies, Mason, Carroll, Lamela, Soldado

Spurs 2 : 2 Man Utd with Man Utd having 62% of possession.
Trippier not even on the bench?

By the way, Poch said he doesn't know if Lloris will play. Something about not being fit enough for 90 minutes. Huh? He's a fudging keeper, for Pete's sake!
 
Not seen enough of Wimmer BTW...does anyone think he stands a chance of starting/being on bench?

I don't have Mason in the side because I genuinely thought he was hurt and Poch would not risk him.
 
----------------------------Lloris--------------------------
Trippier ---- Alderweireld ---- Vertonghen ---- Rose
------------Alli -------- Bentaleb ------Dembélé---------
Eriksen -------------------- -----------------------Chadli
---------------------------Kane---------------------------

Us to be fantastic all game but lose to a penalty caused by a really bad Ashley Young dive
 
First game of the season can always produce random results. Utd to win 12-1.

I've read we've been working hard on tactics so I want to see that on the pitch, and for us to look more solid defensively. COYS!
 
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I have a good gut feeling about this one... I think we'll sneak a 1 nil win with a Verts header from a corner late in the second half!
 
------------------------Lloris--------------------------
Walker ---- Alderweireld ---- Vertonghen ---- Rose
-----------------Alli -------- Bentaleb
Lamela----------------Eriksen -----------------------Chadli
---------------------------Kane---------------------------

Subs: McGee, Trippier, Dier, Mason, Winks, Dembele, Coulthirst
 
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