+++OMT Tottenham Hotspur v Liverpool+++

[parj]

Apparently that game was postponed because they just had 12 fit outfield players available. Xaka was out with a red card, so they counted that too.

If Gallagher is out, we're down to 12 now, if I counted right. We will of course not be granted the special treatment that Arse do, but we should say Gallagher is out and publicly request a postponement, refering to the identical situation Arse found themselves in five years ago.

I'm beginning to think this isn't a bad thing. Maybe some players from the youth team who want to play for us can add some energy and bite to the team.

 

[parj]

We keep inventing new ways to have bad luck or screw up. This time I’m betting Tel will be shat in the eye by a seagul as he’s about to score a tap-in two minutes into overtime, Pool counters and scores, it’s blatantly offside, but VAR has accidentally been hacked by Anonymous who’s showing porn on it, the entire stadium laughs and by the end we’re known as the team that got screwed over by porn. That association makes us lose a lot of religious fans and our income nosedives - we can’t keep a lot of players and have to sign players with names like Higgingbotham and Shaughnessy on free transfers. And so we just embrace it down there in League 1 and finally settles on a huge stadium naming right’s deal Pornhub Gloryhole presented by Lily Philips Stadium, Ron Jeremy as DoF and Viagra as our shirt sponsors. Vinkatesham and Lange still with us.

I wonder if we could discounts on pornhubs subscriptions?

 

[billyiddo]

I wonder if we could discounts on pornhubs subscriptions?

They're already charging a premium for us to watch them get f*cked every week

 

[Bedfordspurs]

Got a nice diner booked for the wife for Mother’s Day
Fully expecting a pummelling