Looks like he's already lowered his sights to QPR or Reading calibre WAGs.
Thank christ he has at least that remaining shred of dignity, but let me say, if his penis has been anywhere close to that trollop's fanny, then I will suspect he has some enormous, uncontrollable perversion for ugly fat chicks.Unsurprisingly, he has denied it on Twitter
Had my nan had a penis, she'd be my grandadThat was the first thought in my mind - if only he'd come on against Villa.
Had JD played more we would be 3rd.
Had my nan had a penis, she'd be my grandad
Another death in the family
Unbelievable year for him