Odd things you see in swimming pools

[Danishfurniturelover]

I have been swimming today, well I go everyday as I have a health issue that means I have to keep myself as fit as possible. Unfortunately I still like to get plastered now and again.

Anyway I swim every morning in the King Alfred on Hove seafront, it is not the greatest but it does the job and it is laned off first thing in the morning.

I made a complaint this morning because this old lady has started coming(not in the pool haha) and she wears full makeup with and heavy perfume. The water even smelt of perfume and when some water got in my mouth I could even taste it.

 

[Seedy Ron]

Has she made a counter complaint about the custard slick you leave in your wake?

 

[Kandi1977]

I had great expectations when I read the thread title. Disappointed!!

 

[Daisuk]

I had great expectations when I read the thread title. Disappointed!!

I'm fully expecting a part two! This is nowhere near the usual standards.

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

well it irked me, i take my swimming very seriously

should not have to taste and smell perfume when i am swimming.

 

[Spur of the moment]

Just glad you didn't call it The odd things you smell in swimming pools.

 

[scaramanga]

Fat people.

 

[parklane1]

People who can not swim.

 

[Lemonade Money]

People who can not swim.

Racist!

 

[billyiddo]

Chich

 

[Moby]

well it irked me, i take my swimming very seriously

should not have to taste and smell perfume when i am swimming.

I bet you taste and smell far worse, in other, ahem ‘communal’ situations which you and the good lady find yourselves in?...

 

[markysimmo]

Poo's