Kenyan - that's shocking from Rock, but I expect nothing less from that South Park watching buddy-man
Sad to hear your ordeal but fear not - perhaps one day you can have a visit from DHSF who will definitely give you a hand in the kitchen (one way or another :-").
We went all the way up to Namibia over December/Jan - proper road-trip - drove around 8000km in 3 weeks. Had a blast - saw a Lion kill a zebra about 40-50m away from us at Etosha,
will post pics later if anyone is interested. Then ****ing hyenas came and took his kill - very sad. He was alone and looked old and skiny - really needed a meal. Terrible animals those - must be goons. Eventually ended up on their west coast for New Years - beach party, good times. Ate ridiculous amounts of sea food and went on a boat trip with a live seal (you could pet it and feed it fish - they're tame)
Great country to visit - strongly recommend