Went into a butchers today. The one we usually go to 2/3 times a week is closed for a fortnight so had to go elsewhere. Not local but not far from our place.
Anyway, ordered 2 pounds of sausages and 4 minted lamb skewer kebab things. £1.50 each plus £6.50 for the sausages £12.50 in total.
Thought the bag was a bit heavy but thought nothing more of it til I got home. Opened the bag and got the sausages out first and saw two bags left!! Inside, not the skewers I'd ordered, there were 3 massive cuts of steak and the other bag contained 4 absolutely gigantic chicken breasts off the bone.
After my erection had died down I thought about what to do.
Still haven't decided!!! Cooked the sausages tonight (and got some in French bread for tomorrows lunch at work!) but what should I do with the steaks/chicken???
It's 4 lovely FREE meals for me, the missus and the boy but on the flip side it's wrong! Even though they look fudging amazing!!!
????
Anyway, ordered 2 pounds of sausages and 4 minted lamb skewer kebab things. £1.50 each plus £6.50 for the sausages £12.50 in total.
Thought the bag was a bit heavy but thought nothing more of it til I got home. Opened the bag and got the sausages out first and saw two bags left!! Inside, not the skewers I'd ordered, there were 3 massive cuts of steak and the other bag contained 4 absolutely gigantic chicken breasts off the bone.
After my erection had died down I thought about what to do.
Still haven't decided!!! Cooked the sausages tonight (and got some in French bread for tomorrows lunch at work!) but what should I do with the steaks/chicken???
It's 4 lovely FREE meals for me, the missus and the boy but on the flip side it's wrong! Even though they look fudging amazing!!!
????