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Merry Christmas Bellends!

Joyeux Noël, mes amis.

I sincerely hope every one of you finds either a cold beer, your family or your friends waiting for you at some point during this celebration of all that is holy in the corporate-marketing world, replete with endless monotonous jingles and companies sending you Christmas-themed debt reminders. You know, to remind you what's really important. :)
 
I just pray the lady of the house has got me some lube for Christmas.... Fed up with walking like John Wayne.
 
I join the list of those with a Spurs Street Sign :D love it when family know me well enough to know what I like :D
 
Jeez, I feel dirty. Got completely smashed last night down the local. Defo not up to eating yet.
 
Happy Festivus. The airing of grievances will soon begin and Festivus won't be over until DHL pins his boyfriend.
 
merry made up person birthday bitches
have i ever said i love religion?!

went to midnight mass at St Albans Cathedral last night - left after 5 mins. it got too weird - some guy swinging a smoking ball. wtf!?!?
 
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