Mathys Tel

[Roland Beurre]

If any of that makes sense

It all made sense. Must have been the lack of typos

 

[Roland Beurre]

Well a lot of off the cuff stuff is trained out of footballers now from a young age. Watch my lad play under 6s they'd start a game 3 v 3, GK and 2 wide. Had to pass. Any attempt at something unorthodox e.g. taking on their man or lobbing keeper whistle was blown and "back to starting positions" with the player attempting it dressed down until they're basically robots. I do think moder. football is incredibly dull to watch compared to say 20 years ago as a result. So many "chess matches" with very little improvisation.

Under sixes? Talk about sucking the joy out of the game. Next you'll be telling me they don't use jumpers for goalposts, isn't it? Hmm?

 

[Silly McSilly Face]

Under sixes? Talk about sucking the joy out of the game. Next you'll be telling me they don't use jumpers for goalposts, isn't it? Hmm?

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Well my lad said he didnt want to go anymore so I stopped taking him. He plays with his mates in the school yard instead where he actually enjoys himself!

 

[Bedfordspurs]

It all made sense. Must have been the lack of typos

I was sat down

 

[johnola]

Our 1v1 trainer has printed just that, doesn't say a word to our strikers, just shoves that in their faces before going out on the pitch.

Occasionally he will just scream "TWITCH THE fudging EYEBROW!" from the sidelines - still the ball sometimes hit the goalie.

Yeah but the goalie hears that and twitches his eyebrow and it’s a lottery at that point.

 

[johnola]

I miss the full volley- it’s my favourite thing in football - was a skill a lot of local parks footballers had mastered to a high level coz of the crappy pitches.

 

[SteveAWOL]

Tel is like Johnson from what I've seen so far. But without the clean finish if he gets a site of goal. He's several years younger though to be fair. But there's nothing exciting about watching these players. If we are being honest when Maddison isn't fit (and he hasn't been fit too often) we really struggle to look like we are going anywhere as a team over the last 2 seasons. Easy ball, easy ball, easy ball, easy ball. Sideways, sideways, sideways. At least I've not given it away gaffer. 99% pass accuracy! I even get it in Sunday league now "easy ball" they scream. Easy ball is a sh*t ball. Easy option is a pussy option for pussies that would rather not make a mistake than make something happen.

Vinnyball

 

[SpiderSpurs]

Was like we played with 10 men when came on, don't even mention one of the worst pens you'll ever see.

Tear up the contract and let him go.

 

[mjc23]

Feel sorry for the lad, he's young and had the bottle to step up and take a pen.

Surprised that we made the move permanent given the fee seems to be what we're reportedly short on the marquee signings we're after.

 

[Yiddo]

You lot need to calm down with Tel, he is a young lad and doesn’t need this brick. I’m not his biggest fan but he is still developing, please don’t turn him into a scape gooat.

 

[tommysvr]

Here they come. Tel’s the new spacegoat. The bloke came on in the 79th minute for fudges sake.

 

[SpiderSpurs]

Here they come. Tel’s the new spacegoat. The bloke came on in the 79th minute for fudges sake.

He was shiite, he will always be shiite.

 

[Yiddo]

He was shiite, he will always be shiite.

You are a knobhead.

 

[ricky2tricky4city]

Was like we played with 10 men when came on, don't even mention one of the worst pens you'll ever see.

Tear up the contract and let him go.

Well we saw one just as bad in the same penalty shoot out. So odds are there are plenty worse.

 

[Bedfordspurs]

1200 mins into a spurs career and we have fans writing him off
I don’t think we ever learn
Scariest thing is if … if we do what we hope as fans he will get even less minutes which will back up the negative ousting more rather than show his talents
Going forward be an interesting season for him but what happens will be down to him

 

[Bedfordspurs]

Well we saw one just as bad in the same penalty shoot out. So odds are there are plenty worse.

They always miss the ones where they do the tossers run up

 

[SpiderSpurs]

Well we saw one just as bad in the same penalty shoot out. So odds are there are plenty worse.

Chose to ignore the first part of my post I see

 

[SpiderSpurs]

You are a knobhead.

OK, I now see you're hard of thinking. Noted

 

[monkeybarry]

Well we saw one just as bad in the same penalty shoot out. So odds are there are plenty worse.

Tel and Vitinha should be ashamed - utterly terrible penalties.
If you are going to be roostery and clever, you have to back it up.

 

[Yiddo]

Just remember the stick Porro got early on, now he is a fan favourite. Give the lad some time.