Dorothy
Øyvind Leonhardsen
Strange, brief LIDL visit today. I had spotted an ambulance in the carpark and there was one of the drivers doing a quick shop. I don't know about you but when I see that uniform, I think kudos, thumbs up. Then I watch him stuff a couple of apples in one pocket, something else in another. Oh. It was a bit like coming home and finding Lassie shagging your Nan.
I almost thought about asking "what is up with the stuffed pockets, can I help you out fella" but they'd moved the nut section and this kind of took over. I cut down one of the middle aisles, desperately trying not to buy a footspa or SUP and there behind one of the cages is a sizable female child having a snack. Proper one, living and breathing. Thought it was a mannequin until she moved. Jumped out of my skin, to which she apologised and a woman passing said "Yeeeh she did me n'all".
Still not completely sure what the unusual child was doing in the display. Anyway, thought I'd share.
I almost thought about asking "what is up with the stuffed pockets, can I help you out fella" but they'd moved the nut section and this kind of took over. I cut down one of the middle aisles, desperately trying not to buy a footspa or SUP and there behind one of the cages is a sizable female child having a snack. Proper one, living and breathing. Thought it was a mannequin until she moved. Jumped out of my skin, to which she apologised and a woman passing said "Yeeeh she did me n'all".
Still not completely sure what the unusual child was doing in the display. Anyway, thought I'd share.
