just brought this baby

[WookieD]

I think the idea is to use the bow to fire the bolt ?? Throwing the bow at the fox will may deter it from future forays. Without fully understanding what makes this particular fox tick it would be churlish to make this assumption though. The fox may be angered, spiteful and seek revenge. It could seek to pick his peas, uproot his radishes or gnaw at his plums while he sleeps.

I wonder if JGL has tried applying a solution of chili and water to said beds to deter them ? Just blend or smash a very generous helping of chilis in some water and spread around the boundaries of the bed and see what happens.

I doubt a fox could actually move with the weight of an entire bow impaled into it's leg. This is mere conjecture without knowing the weight of the bow or the one rep maximum of the fox in question though.

Having said that, if it was completely incapacitated, it could just loose it's bowels where it fell in the hope that the rain would carry the smell around Chich's patch. Nothing worse than the smell of fox poo.

 

[Crab.C.Nesbitt]

3 hours i spent out there last night and Mr Foxy did not come, i have left some fried chicken out there, think i will get the fudger tonight.

KFC? Be careful you might just end up shooting a fattie instead of a fox!

 

[papaspur]

The sad thing is I actually have a bow and arrows... sometimes I just get confused on how I'm supposed to use the damn thing

I will say that if the fox had a crossbow sticking out of its body, it would only be because chich stabbed/jammed it into its dead, soulless body.

 

[WookieD]

You know, this could all be avoided if Chich actually just remodelled his garden into a Japanese affair with rocks, gravel and bamboo water features. I ain't heard of no potato field Japanese garden!

 

[Park Lane James]

You just know that guy is a serial masturbator with a garden fox problem

 

[Yossarian]

You know, this could all be avoided if Chich actually just remodelled his garden into a Japanese affair with rocks, gravel and bamboo water features. I ain't heard of no potato field Japanese garden!

Outstanding.:ross:

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

Still have not caught the little fudger, he has outfoxed me for the timming being.

Did catch something a bit odd though when i was camped out the other night, made me smile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O72jfzVczxQ&feature=topics

 

[Gordinho]

Still have not caught the little fudger, he has outfoxed me for the timming being.

The quick brown fox mugs off the lazy locksmith.

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

The quick brown fox mugs off the lazy locksmith.

pfft missed him again tonight yet i had my head torch and went down to the veg patch and there are new marks, im starting to get fudging annoyed now.

 

[papaspur]

pfft missed him again tonight yet i had my head torch and went down to the veg patch and there are new marks, im starting to get fudging annoyed now.

Do foxes fall for traps/cages? Or are they too wily for that sort of trickery?

 

[Gordinho]

Do foxes fall for traps/cages? Or are they too wily for that sort of trickery?

Seriously, you've got a deranged gardening fanatic who stalks foxes using KFC, armed with a crossbow and likes rolling around in pre blown up balloons.