January Transfer Thread - it couldn't open and close any quicker

[Bedfordspurs]

Maybe, but the Conte/Paratici factor will hopefully help us to get players that otherwise wouldn’t have considered us.

100%
It’s big carrot
We got in Romero using a similar ish tactic

 

[AdamB]

Conte doesn’t play that way though
He gets in a Vlahovic and can mice Kane into multiple roles
And of course we have replaced Kane whilst he is here

Conte has said that Kane should focus on being in the box. He said that he can play elsewhere and create, but he wants him to dominate the box (oo-er)

 

[AdamB]

Maybe, but the Conte/Paratici factor will hopefully help us to get players that otherwise wouldn’t have considered us.

Or course, however there are limitations!

 

[Lemonade Money]

He gets in a Vlahovic and can mice Kane into multiple roles

That's what I think he'll gopher.

 

[Gutter Boy]

He gets in a Vlahovic and can mice Kane into multiple roles

Release Gollini's squad place

 

[Gazza]

Release Gollini's squad place

Definitely knows where the goal is and can dominate the box. I like it.

 

[stinkfoot]

Plus he’ll get to practice for his next career as an American Football kicker in a competitive environment while still employed by us. He’d probably go for it

 

[Bedfordspurs]

Release Gollini's squad place

TBF kane does as well as him at shots from distance

 

[Bedfordspurs]

Conte has said that Kane should focus on being in the box. He said that he can play elsewhere and create, but he wants him to dominate the box (oo-er)

Agreed
But if he has another 9 he can do that
The issue is we don’t have another one currently

 

[El Guepardo]

Honestly, I think journos and people are getting carried away. If Barella becomes available then Man C, PSG and multiple other teams would be interested and we'd get blown out of the water

Most likely as he’s one of the midfield players that I rate most highly right now. He has excellent goal contributions numbers. Would be perfect for us. I think him having played under Conte is the only sway that we might have there.

 

[Kandi1977]

For my part I do not look like my avatar. @milo does it for strange jokes.

When they tv show scrubs was on people used to call me janitor because they said I looked like the janitor from it.

The photos that you've sent me by DM have never included your face, so I've had to fill in the blanks

I have one that @Danishfurniturelover recently sent me, where he is holding his enormous rooster. His face is visible too.

 

[Bullet]

If we're opening the door to De Vrij, De ligt may be on too

This fridge joke is so bad, it's good

 

[Gazza]

This fridge joke is so bad, it's good

That's cold bro

 

[Glenda's Legs]

This fridge joke is so bad, it's good

A definite whoosh for me when I first saw it. I’ll have to go back and give it a like now.

 

[JerusalemMan]

This fridge joke is so bad, it's good

I'm not a dad yet. But I'm practicing.

 

[AdamB]

Think Conte will have doubled his transfer demands after that Vitesse game!!

Will have shown him he needs 2 CBs and a creative attacker though

 

[NoLimits01]

I'm not a dad yet. But I'm practicing.

And it was a great start

 

[Bullet]

I'm not a dad yet. But I'm practicing.

Dad jokes are the best.
One of the 2 benefits of being a father.
Earlier my son went to choir practice after school; they just started practising for his Christmas Carol concert at school, singing The First Noel.
I asked him why are lions magnetic at Christmas? Because there's Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel.
The look of disgust, hatred, fear and admiration he gave me was priceless.

 

[Legohamster]

I have a feeling Jan could be busier than normal for us.

 

[AdamB]

I have a feeling Jan could be busier than normal for us.

We need a CB. Get him back from Benfica, I agree!