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ITK Thread

I don't especially want to reveal names but I'm fairly decent mates with a footballer in a Premier League squad.

That player had some friends around his pad last night, and I was one of them. There were 7 other well known footballers there, one of whom plays for Spurs.

We all talked and a lot of interesting things were said, but obviously I was interested in what the Spurs player knew.

So, here are some tidbits.

Lloris, Kane and Vertonghen will be our captains next season.
Nabil Bentaleb is unreal in training and is now better paid than Kane, Vertonghen, and a few other big names.
DeAndre Yedlin is actually quite good in training, but it took him 3 months or so to get used to the pace as apparently Sounders training was tinkle poor by comparison.
Stambouli wasn't actually part of a clique causing trouble. He hung out with them because he's French and Hugo is a bit insular.
Jesus Perez and Poch are a hilarious double act, and D'Agostino is a bit of a tough bastard with the players.
No-one at the club likes Kaboul, but they all respectED him hence electing him captain last season.
Everyone knows the club want Schneiderlin. This is why Dembele wants reassurances.
Soldado is an absolute beast in training and never misses. The club are desperate for him to succeed - and noone can figure out what's wrong.
Jan Vertonghen is the most popular player in the squad - the Alderweireld deal was in part to improve the club and in part to keep Vertonghen happy (he's not been happy with his CB partners)

And one of the players there is a Soton player, who said that Schneiderlin doesn't want to move to United: because he wants to play 38 games in a season, not be one of 6 or 7 top class midfielders.
He misses Pochettino and his training methods, and he wants to move to London.
The Soton player told me that Schneiderlin will be a Spurs player.

GHod I want this to be true. Lloris staying, Schneinderlin wanting to join us, Soldado on the cusp of coming good, Yedlin settling in....I know it is wrong to hope, but maybe Ledley's are on the mend too.
 
I have family who were fairly senior in the management structure. Found out 2 pieces of 100% information (berbatov going man u the year before he did). These were nailed on info, neither of which played out.

So if someone itk, actual management can be wrong, it doesn't surprise me that others do not come to fruition
 
They've talked about a third cabbage as well, which has been revealed as Clinton N'Jie.
 
Ahh.. the original was one big cabbage one small. Could it have been Tevez and Llorente. GHod I hope not.

It could literally mean anyone. FFS
 
I think the "Same Grocery" is the thing that allows players to be rule in - or out

Not sure if N'Jie means we were after 3 players from Lyon??
 
Cabbages ... we got plenty of them in our squad already ... Levy, Poch, Baldini, Kitman OUT!

I was hoping that we could have gone for some Potatoes since our rivals call us spuds ... not going well
 
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