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Kandi1977 said:
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I am upset by the four missing sections, each of which should represent something that is plausibly said by three of BR, DJ, P and MTOYS, but not the fourth.

I propose the following:

BR, DJ, P - Form up into a line
DJ, P, MTOYS - You must respect this house
P, MTOYS, BR - I’m going to check inside your pockets now*
BR, DJ, MTOYS - You’re not going anywhere else tonight

*we should assume that Savile was not representative of most DJs
 
ShipOfGoldblum said:
I am upset by the four missing sections, each of which should represent something that is plausibly said by three of BR, DJ, P and MTOYS, but not the fourth.

I propose the following:

BR, DJ, P - Form up into a line
DJ, P, MTOYS - You must respect this house
P, MTOYS, BR - I’m going to check inside your pockets now*
BR, DJ, MTOYS - You’re not going anywhere else tonight

*we should assume that Savile was not representative of most DJs
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I appreciate the work you put in here bravo!
 
ShipOfGoldblum said:
I am upset by the four missing sections, each of which should represent something that is plausibly said by three of BR, DJ, P and MTOYS, but not the fourth.

I propose the following:

BR, DJ, P - Form up into a line
DJ, P, MTOYS - You must respect this house
P, MTOYS, BR - I’m going to check inside your pockets now*
BR, DJ, MTOYS - You’re not going anywhere else tonight

*we should assume that Savile was not representative of most DJs
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Suck on my wafer.

Or was that just me?
 
The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a Black mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all nightlong.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a Black mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said, …

"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
 
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I went to see him in Liverpool. It’s a really small club and they seat you in entry order…. So we ended up right at the front in the tiny block around the stage

he did pick on us but as my missus went to Liverpool uni he was quite fine with us and moved into the other parts of the crowd. He was funny
 
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