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I have a thing. When the admin girls are talking about their weekend or labias or whatever and I want something done, I just start talking. No excuse me, no pardon, no ahem ... Not on my watch.
 
Superted said:
I have a thing. When the admin girls are talking about their weekend or labias or whatever and I want something done, I just start talking. No excuse me, no pardon, no ahem ... Not on my watch.
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Why not start talking about 'man stuff' in intimate detail. Might stop them gossiping.

Another well-worn tactic is to ask one of them "Could you go fetch me a coffee love? There's a good girl" and pat her gently on the ****. You'll find the women in the office have far more respect for you in the future then.
 
Good suggestion. I could also let rip a massive fart in the process. My scent gives off a "get the **** back to work and wear shorter skirts in the office" vibe.
 
Have you ever walked an unwelcome guest out of your office? No need for any sort of excuse to end the meeting, simply just get up and start walking and your guest will follow you. It may take a few visitors to perfect the manouver, but when you get it down right you'll feel like a champ! "Hey, what happened with your boring office guest?" --> I walked him out, simples.
 
Thanks for all the useful and useless replies


Basically we are a small company / team and use IM to communicate anyway


I just want something that is not used socially so we can differentiate better between work and play so to speak.

We all use LINE and whatsapp anyway to conmunicate but then on our days off (which are different for everyone) want to be able to switch off so to speak


Any other suggestions ??

Keep them coming. ...


I knew I could rely on you losers to come up trumps :)
 
Rock Strongo said:
Have you ever walked an unwelcome guest out of your office? No need for any sort of excuse to end the meeting, simply just get up and start walking and your guest will follow you. It may take a few visitors to perfect the manouver, but when you get it down right you'll feel like a champ! "Hey, what happened with your boring office guest?" --> I walked him out, simples.
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Not perfected that yet. I have managed to excuse myself to the toilet and whilst in there, call the receptionist and ask her to put an urgent call out for me over the tannoy. Palm said guest over to some poor underling and go outside for a smoke.
 
Take it back ..... glass board doesnt have a desk top pop up window type thingy.

You have to keep a Web page open all the time


Any other ideas from you fine upstanding gentlemen ....
 
scaramanga said:
Too late, I already kissed your ****. Can't take it back now.
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That's assuming you said ****. You might have meant ***. I didn't kiss that.

You may even have meant **** - I certainly didn't kiss that, but I know someone who might.
 
You can work out if he said **** or **** based on whether you've got the herps about now?*




* - For legal reasons, I'm sure Swellsy is clean as a whistle.
 
As a proper answer to the question, do they still make trillian? Used to be able to handle a bunch of difference messengers in 1 program.
 
Why is it ok for men to walk around topless and no one bats an eye lid, but if women walked around topless, there is ****in uproar. I hate that. argh
 
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