Danishfurniturelover
the prettiest spice girl
For a few years i have been concerned with how the country has been going, it has depressed me and made me overtly political. Tonight i think i found the old chich that i know and love.
Firstly we are out for a night in London me and the missus going to meet some friends for a dinner. One of the things that ****es me off about that city is how no one looks where they are going and read their mobiles while walking down the street. So we get off a bus and are walking along and i can not move out of this guys way coming towards me because of the amount of people and he walks straight into me. I say oi watch where your going dingdonghead and he just gives a shrug and walks off.
We finish our meal and are walking back to the station and the same situation happens again, this time i hold my arm as though im reading my phone and the guy who approaches is not looking as he is so interested in what he is reading, at the last second i turn as if showing my wife something on the phone. My elbow connected with this guys nose absolutely perfectly. Thing is it was a pure ****ing accident your honour and no bugger can prove otherwise.
We catch the train home to our stop and are taking a route home from the station and in one road we are waiting patiently for a taxi to pull away but the driver can not pull away because the people coming out the function will not get in the car. We waited 4 minutes and we could not pass, so i give one tap on the horn.
The reply that came from the chav with the tattoo on his arm was that it was a wedding and i should wind my ****ing neck in. They eventually got in the taxi and went on their merry way.
The wife knew to keep quiet, i followed the cab at a distance and watched where they dropped them off, now of course i would not do anything because any act of retaliation would be illegal and i of course am against things like that.
Maybe the wife is a chav of attracted to people who behave like me but she smiled at me and said hey ben you got the mojo back.
I explained to her, well it is like this. Im English and i live in England and that means ****ing on absolutely every **** you meet because as long as you are happy that is the main thing, like the chavs outside this wedding party. I should bow to there ****ing whims because they are so special.
This is a little bit of a rant i guess you could say but also a moment of clarity for me. England is ****ed and whether your a liberal or a right winger. We all only care about yourself because that is what this country is and has always been about. To be frank with you im quite glad, im feed up trying to be the good guy and getting involved in the community and trying to see the best in people.
I have done a few threads on here on immigration and the EU i wont be doing this anymore because the honest truth is i dont really care about it just like i dont care about none of the parties not really focusing on the pension crisis.
Do not want to come across to ****y but im ok for money so really it does not matter to me. Im off out for a bit though i have to live my mobile at home i understand the police can track where you are from your phone and im lucky as an ex cabby i know where all the traffic lights with cctv cameras are.
Yep im back to what i always was at my best a grade a c u n t because after all im england
Firstly we are out for a night in London me and the missus going to meet some friends for a dinner. One of the things that ****es me off about that city is how no one looks where they are going and read their mobiles while walking down the street. So we get off a bus and are walking along and i can not move out of this guys way coming towards me because of the amount of people and he walks straight into me. I say oi watch where your going dingdonghead and he just gives a shrug and walks off.
We finish our meal and are walking back to the station and the same situation happens again, this time i hold my arm as though im reading my phone and the guy who approaches is not looking as he is so interested in what he is reading, at the last second i turn as if showing my wife something on the phone. My elbow connected with this guys nose absolutely perfectly. Thing is it was a pure ****ing accident your honour and no bugger can prove otherwise.
We catch the train home to our stop and are taking a route home from the station and in one road we are waiting patiently for a taxi to pull away but the driver can not pull away because the people coming out the function will not get in the car. We waited 4 minutes and we could not pass, so i give one tap on the horn.
The reply that came from the chav with the tattoo on his arm was that it was a wedding and i should wind my ****ing neck in. They eventually got in the taxi and went on their merry way.
The wife knew to keep quiet, i followed the cab at a distance and watched where they dropped them off, now of course i would not do anything because any act of retaliation would be illegal and i of course am against things like that.
Maybe the wife is a chav of attracted to people who behave like me but she smiled at me and said hey ben you got the mojo back.
I explained to her, well it is like this. Im English and i live in England and that means ****ing on absolutely every **** you meet because as long as you are happy that is the main thing, like the chavs outside this wedding party. I should bow to there ****ing whims because they are so special.
This is a little bit of a rant i guess you could say but also a moment of clarity for me. England is ****ed and whether your a liberal or a right winger. We all only care about yourself because that is what this country is and has always been about. To be frank with you im quite glad, im feed up trying to be the good guy and getting involved in the community and trying to see the best in people.
I have done a few threads on here on immigration and the EU i wont be doing this anymore because the honest truth is i dont really care about it just like i dont care about none of the parties not really focusing on the pension crisis.
Do not want to come across to ****y but im ok for money so really it does not matter to me. Im off out for a bit though i have to live my mobile at home i understand the police can track where you are from your phone and im lucky as an ex cabby i know where all the traffic lights with cctv cameras are.
Yep im back to what i always was at my best a grade a c u n t because after all im england
