Hush..hush. We don't want threads alerting people to the fact we have footballers earning £50k a week, £100k a week or even £250k a week.
We are far more interested in hearing about foodbanks, the cost of living crisis, millionaires (disgusting..) and those abhorrent fat cats, yeah those total pricks who earn £2500 a week and have the audacity to take a bonus of £1million (millionaires again - disgusting) having created major UK businesses that employ tens of thousands.
No. Don't confuse the picture that so many are working so hard to paint. We don't want people realising that the drop in fuel alone places people far better off than they would be, that unemployment is down, that the zillions we donate weekly on Facebook when someone shows us another VT of a mangy cat or poorly child are not a sign of people's obvious wealth. We don't want people thinking that foodbanks are in any way positive, that the food is donated by people, that within our country we can have such an amazing resource. Sky TV, multiple pets, TVs the size of a fudging sea container, body adornments, jewels and an Xbox are basic human rights.
You are all poor, you are all jobless, you can't afford to heat your homes and the people who employ most of us are greedy bastards who offer nothing to society. Oh and don't get me started on the state of the NHS. They religiously fail every Briton on a daily basis. I mean fudge, last week I offered the local GP a 15 minute window in which they could see me and the bastards would not oblige. They also caused me considerable stress when they had the audacity to offer me options as to where I could get an operation and how quickly? The place I had the operation was vile, it was clean, sterile, the people were constantly checking up on me, asking me how I was, really annoying. They wanted me to give feedback and then when I did they even harassed me over the phone to thank me. Follow up calls to check on my progress?? I'll phone you and give you a 15 minute window when I want something.
fudging millionaires.