Harry Kane MBE

[Bedfordspurs]

I went to college with a guy from a place called Clanfield.

Weird little village in the middle of nowhere.

Cranfields down the road from me
Quite a fancy college heavily tied in with Nissan and also a business school
Yeah it’s a weird village as it’s quite big abs very in village like

 

[Bedfordspurs]

“ do da dooo da do do... We’re singing Harry Kane, we’re singing Harry Kane. What a glorious fealing, he’s scoring again?

 

[Nigeyman]

To robin hood theme...

''Harry Kane, Harry Kane, he can play anywhere'

'Harry Kane, Harry Kane, Milo is a bear!

'Scores lots and lots, sets goals up too

'Likes a vindaloo'

Harry Kane, Hurricane, Harry Kane'

 

[Raziel]

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[billyiddo]

Those are Messi and Ronaldo numbers aren't they?

How does that compare to Haaland and Lewondoski?

 

[awesome dawson]

Those are Messi and Ronaldo numbers aren't they?

How does that compare to Haaland and Lewondoski?

or Messi and Ronaldo?

 

[billyiddo]

or Messi and Ronaldo?

Kane : 18 games, 13 goals , 14 assists
Haaland : 14, 17, 3
Lewandowski : 15, 15, 5
Messi : 14, 7, 4
Ronaldo : 10, 12, 1


Goal or Assist per game :

Kane 1.5
Haaland 1.4
Lewandowski 1.33
Ronaldo 1.2
Messi 0.78


Kane playing in the ropey league needs to be taken in to account of course

 

[Spur of the moment]

Kane : 18 games, 13 goals , 14 assists
Haaland : 14, 17, 3
Lewandowski : 15, 15, 5
Messi : 14, 7, 4
Ronaldo : 10, 12, 1


Goal or Assist per game :
Kane 1.5
Haaland 1.4
Lewandowski 1.33
Ronaldo 1.2
Messi 0.78


Kane playing in the ropey league needs to be taken in to account of course

Kane currently 18 games, 14 goals, 14 assists.

 

[Bedfordspurs]

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[Spur of the moment]

Another well-taken goal to the tally against Stoke (10 in 6) and 16 goals plus 14 assists from 22 appearances for us (all comps) this season, yet barely a mention.

Other fans reckon we're taking him for granted. Maybe they're right?

 

[nelto]

4 goals behind Bobby Smith now?

 

[AdamB]

Biggest question is when will he get a break (aside from Marine)?

 

[Jordinho]

Biggest question is when will he get a break (aside from Marine)?

Brentford?

 

[SteveAWOL]

Can only imagine the uproar if Kane did something this cynical!

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[Bullet]

With VAR, both Cavani and Fernandes would have had red cards and Everton would have won.

 

[Baleforce]

Can only imagine the uproar if Kane did something this cynical!

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Richarlson comes off worse, but he does the same thing as Fernandes, I don't think either of them committed a foul there.

Bailly comes in and wins the header.

I can't see anything wrong with anything any of the three did.

 

[Baleforce]

From the Kane point of view, in that scenario, Kane is Richarlson, the attacker trying to receive the ball but not jumping with a defender.

 

[monkeybarry]

Biggest question is when will he get a break (aside from Marine)?

Probably when he gets a different kind of break

 

[afsoc4life]

Richarlson comes off worse, but he does the same thing as Fernandes, I don't think either of them committed a foul there.

Bailly comes in and wins the header.

I can't see anything wrong with anything any of the three did.

That was purposefully done by Bailly. He saw Richarlison and took the opportunity not to injure him but perhaps scare him.

 

[Baleforce]

another no show