Mikey10
Jimmy Neighbour
This one from Paul O'Keefe is quality:
Henry you’re a respected journalist and football writer. You’re advocating the England captain employs heavyweight lawyers and forces his way out of English football to go abroad. You spend all year promoting the English pyramid and here you are encouraging this behaviour? Ugly
I particularly liked, ‘Levy will want £500 million, a dodo’s egg and The Beatles reformed.’