Oh, is he still not here yet? What a surprise.
Who could have imagined that Levy would be willing to scrimp for pennies on the pound all the way down to deadline day for a peripheral N'Jie replacement that cost basically nothing in comparison to the rest of the market.
Inconceivable. Unheard of, I say.
If (hilariously) he does end up having to go back to Marseille at the end of the day, I wonder if we'll let him keep the training bib and kit as a fond memento of the time he trained with Tottenham Hotspur. We'll probably have to change the wifi password, though, so no other Marseille players try to blag a spot training with the team and consequently use our wifi all day.