...and Wheelchair.If someone can do a half decent impression of Ozil, he should have a weekly slot with 'inside' information. Each week starts with:
"what have you been up to this week Ozil?"
"Well I earned three hundred and fifty thousand pounds, for doing fudge all, and....."
“This week while waiting for the phone to ring I have kept myself busy by taking the bins out, tried on a jacket in TK Maxx, had a banana milkshake in Caffè Nero and torn my ankle ligaments”