Coronavirus

[Dicko]

brick's getting serious now - one of my favourite restaurants has just closed.

Its Nandos isn't it?

 

[milo]

Its Nandos isn't it?

 

[Bedfordspurs]

Table full of oldies squeezed up shoulder to shoulder in the window of my local pub an hour or so ago...

There is the issue

 

[ShipOfTheseus]

I’d forgotten that logo. Rather insensitive to bulimics.

 

[Seedy Ron]

All pubs, cafes etc now told to close, so that'll save the oldies from themselves.

 

[scaramanga]

Assuming it's in London there's an order to that effect coming shortly, so I've just seen on MSN.

Yeah, Marcus. Sounds like they're properly shutting though.

 

[Baleforce]

I’d forgotten that logo. Rather insensitive to bulimics.

my one happy eater memory is getting food poisoning from a bowl of spaghetti shapes in tomato sauce when I was about 7, so it's pretty apt for me

 

[monkeybarry]

Well this is not great dont know my temperature but my fever gone through the roof. Feel truly awful right now.

You got this dude
Just think of the custard you'll have once it's done

 

[markysimmo]

Impressive speech from the Chancellor
Some fantastic aid packages announced too, they really are trying financially

 

[milo]

Well this is not great dont know my temperature but my fever gone through the roof. Feel truly awful right now.

Take care of yourself

 

[Parklaner81]

Impressive speech from the Chancellor

He's definitely an upgrade on the last couple for me.

 

[scaramanga]

He's definitely an upgrade on the last couple for me.

And his suits are impeccable.

 

[scaramanga]

Some lockdown survival tips:

1. Shop at M&S. People are desperate but not enough to spend a couple of extra quid on a shop, apparently
2. Shop at your local butcher. All that meat that's disappeared from Sainsbury's - he's got plenty and it's better
3. Buy a fudging pasta maker and a bread maker. Stop whining that there's no pasta, all the ingredients are still there

 

[Baleforce]

I went out specifically for flour and yeast for our bread maker, thats all gone from the nearest sainsbury's too

 

[scaramanga]

I went out specifically for flour and yeast for our bread maker, thats all gone from the nearest sainsbury's too

I've yet to see that missing. People must be catching up.

 

[Parklaner81]

And his suits are impeccable.

What was wrong with Phil Hammond's...?

 

[scaramanga]

What was wrong with Phil Hammond's...?

I don't know where Hammond gets his suits but they always looked like his dad bought them at Next and handed them down.

 

[monkeybarry]

I don't know where Hammond gets his suits but they always looked like his dad bought them at Next and handed them down.

Hey, some of us prefer spreadsheets to fashion.

The intention of that post was profound. It became more depressing by the character

 

[Mikey10]

Well, Scara, how does it feel to be living in Venezuela?

 

[scaramanga]

Well, Scara, how does it feel to be living in Venezuela?

It's a bit brick isn't it?

I feel sorry for my kids and their future kids. They'll be the ones taxed out of their arses for all this.