Maltese Falcon
Niko Kranjcar
Benteke's had one good season in the Premier League - that's precisely why we need to rely on more than just looking at him and saying "he can probably do the job".
For your benefit, a list of players that had a stand out season who would have been a waste of money:
Benni McCarthy
Andrew Johnson
Kevin Phillips
Roque Santa Cruz
Michael Ricketts
Andy Carroll
That's why you don't spend £30M on a player who has had one good season - any old ****e can have one good season. If he has another like his first here then we can consider spending that kind of money.
There's not even strong rumours or ITK. People just want him because he's the main Woolworths Drogba left at a club much crapper than us.
Is he good enough now??