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Champions League 2017/18

Could that have gone any better?

Liverpool lost
Two hilarious fudge ups
Salah injured and crying
Klopp looking like a bellend
Enough stuff happened in the game to cause a scouser melt down

I like Liverpool (the city not the team)
I like scousers
I hate Liverpool (the club not the city)
I love Barcelona (the club and the city)
I absolutely fvckinhg hate madrid!
I (sort of) wanted Liverpool to win

It didn't really go the way I wanted but taking the positives.......

The scousers (red side) are going to be going around with their tails between their legs.
Bale! Bale! Bale! won it (with a goal that puts C7 in the shade) and then basically told the madristas "I won it for you and now you can go fvck yourselves because I'm off!"

Small wins where you can.

Come home Gareth, you know you want to! (bring Luka with you)
 
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gonads. They were all bluster and no product.

Opinion
If Salah had stayed on I think they could have won.
Real were terrible and have been for them for quite some while.
Karius was shoucking and Bales goal was a worldie.
But Real got lucky.....Ramos took Salah out!
I’m glad Liverpool did not win but they were more than holding their own before Salah was sidelined.
 
I like Liverpool (the city not the team)
I like scousers
I hate Liverpool (the club not the city)
I love Barcelona (the club and the city)
I absolutely fvckinhg hate madrid!
I (sort of) wanted Liverpool to win

It didn't really go the way I wanted but taking the positives.......

The scousers (red side) are going to be going around with their tails between their legs.
Bale! Bale! Bale! won it (with a goal that puts C7 in the shade) and then basically told the madristas "I won it for you and now you can go fvck yourselves becauuse I'm off!"

Small wins where you can.

Come home Gareth, you know you want to! (bring Luka with you)

I'm with you apart from wanting Liverpool to win
 
Opinion
If Salah had stayed on I think they could have won.
Real were terrible and have been for them for quite some while.
Karius was shoucking and Bales goal was a worldie.
But Real got lucky.....Ramos took Salah out!
I’m glad Liverpool did not win but they were more than holding their own before Salah was sidelined.

Ifs and buts. Liverpool produced little. Madrid soaked it up and took control as the game went on. Ramos is a dirty bastard and did what he does. The game went pretty much as I expected. As I said during the game, they are a side that is all heart and no brains.
 
Great result.

Now get out there, people, and ask your Liverpool friends how well they admire the hem of Spurs shorts. They've had an eye-level view of it for 8 of the past 9 years.
 
Ifs and buts. Liverpool produced little. Madrid soaked it up and took control as the game went on. Ramos is a dirty bastard and did what he does. The game went pretty much as I expected.

Seriously Madrid would have lost IMHO. Salah was the turning point!
I’m happy that Liverpool lost but ZZ’s Madrid got away with ‘another’ one tonight!
 
Seriously Madrid would have lost IMHO. Salah was the turning point!
I’m happy that Liverpool lost but ZZ’s Madrid got away with ‘another’ one tonight!
Disagree. Losing Salah was terminal for Liverpool, but Madrid weren't exactly rocking at that point and would likely have come into the game as it went on and Liverpool flagged, as they always do. As it was he goes off and they completely took over.

Klopp was right when he was joking about the quality of the Madrid bench before the game. He had Emre Can for Milner.
 
I generally can't abide Scousers, Klopp, or the city of Liverpool. I also loathe and despise the music of the Beatles. It's coming up to 6pm in Florida, and I am about to enjoy a a rather special bottle of wine, whilst watching Gareth's overhead kick over and over again...
 
Opinion
If Salah had stayed on I think they could have won.
Real were terrible and have been for them for quite some while.
Karius was shoucking and Bales goal was a worldie.
But Real got lucky.....Ramos took Salah out!
I’m glad Liverpool did not win but they were more than holding their own before Salah was sidelined.

Nah. They blustered and pressed but would always have been picked off IMO. Salah was having little impact.


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