Madrid!!!
Barca are always on the floor looking at the ref, diving all the time.
Madrid have 3 goals disallowed everytime they play them.
True but Real are also lucky that Pepe, Ramos and Carvalho don't get a red card every time they play Barca. Pepe is the biggest cheat in football, and that's saying something considering Barca have Busquets and Alves.
Real, they are the club we were styled on ...
Barca, is the ultimate bandwagon fans club, every dumbass who can't even name 3 players in the lineup will answer Barca to the "who's your favorite club"
My happiness on a week-end -> Did Spurs win? (yes = great), Did the Scum lose (yes = even better), did Barca lose (yes = fudge yeah!)