Ashely cole, would you?

[Papercut]

No chance. Replace BAE with that taco (5 years older too)? nah thanks

 

[SUIYHA]

I would rather eat my own penis.

 

[southstand1882]

I would rather eat SUIYHA's penis

 

[Gifter]

I would rather eat SUIYHA's penis

And, I would rather eat the fecal remains of SUIYA's penis after southstand shat it out.

 

[Jurgen the German]

I thought our fans were against going for ageing players?

 

[Park Lane James]

If we are in the market for an LB I'd secretely hope it would be Baines or Coentrao (very far fetched but perhaps our partnership and manager can work to our advantage)

I doubt we could afford his wages anyway.

Yep, Baines is the bees knees - cracking player. Better than BAE IMO

 

[Skinhead in a Suit]

And, I would rather eat the fecal remains of SUIYA's penis after southstand shat it out.

I would rather be the last man of a human centipede eating SUIYA's penis than have that Grade A c*** near our team.

Does that answer your question?

 

[sp61urs]

A very very good left back, one of the best in the world, consistant and someone to wind the fudge out of the goons ? yes please.

x2

 

[Rorschach]

Yep, Baines is the bees knees - cracking player. Better than BAE IMO

I love Coentrao. Bit of a nasty streak in him too.

 

[Gutter Boy]

We do not own Fryers

We'll see. The Standard Liege arrangement after he trained with us all summer is incredibly fishy.

 

[milo]

My understanding is that United wanted £6m in compensation and we weren't prepared to meet the fee. I presume that we didn't fancy our chances of getting a significantly lower fee at tribunal. There is only nominal compensation for youth players going overseas.

 

[onlyme]

I would say it is odds on he stays at Chelsea but Fergie had a rush for youth last term which backfired (a bit). Evra is on his way out so I would not be surprised by a United bid.
What odds are the bookies offering on Cole to Spurs?

 

[Gutter Boy]

My understanding is that United wanted £6m in compensation and we weren't prepared to meet the fee. I presume that we didn't fancy our chances of getting a significantly lower fee at tribunal. There is only nominal compensation for youth players going overseas.

So we arranged for Liege to take him on a free for six month, then we'll pay them £1m or something for him in January.

 

[onlyme]

So we arranged for Liege to take him on a free for six month, then we'll pay them £1m or something for him in January.

Who knows the truth but if GB is correct let's hope it's legal. WHU are still paying for the Tevez debacle.

 

[Jordinho]

If we are in the market for an LB I'd secretely hope it would be Baines or Coentrao (very far fetched but perhaps our partnership and manager can work to our advantage)

I doubt we could afford his wages anyway.

Assou-Ekotto is ALMOST 29, so we should get rid, but Baines, who is a massive 9 MONTHS younger, would be a good replacement? :ross:

 

[Spursalot]

Who knows the truth but if GB is correct let's hope it's legal. WHU are still paying for the Tevez debacle.

I think he is partly correct, though i thought i remembered the required time being more than six months..

 

[milo]

So we arranged for Liege to take him on a free for six month, then we'll pay them £1m or something for him in January.

I think it more likely that we have no agreement with Standard Liege and he just went there because we were unwilling to meet the fee but that is just a hunch and I have nothing to back that up with.

 

[Roy1983]

Ha ha ha!! No ta.

 

[Golfball]

We'll see. The Standard Liege arrangement after he trained with us all summer is incredibly fishy.

Another "theory" you have. Great!

As for Cole, he does not get on with AVB... apparently. He was the one who apparently stood up and took the tinkle out of his tactics in front of the whole group, stating they would never win a thing with them.

 

[mudshark]

I'd spark him, aye, the nauseating little prick. That was the question, right?