I always seem to sit next to people who sit their filming the game on their phone in hope that they manage to capture a goal or major incident. End up watching the whole match on a 3 inch screen. Look up FFS!!!
Our seats are in the Shelf side lower, virtually on the halfway line. Most season ticket holders have been there for years but we only moved there from the Paxton upper a few years ago. We're a loud bunch but no one else around us ever sings, other than on those rare moments when the whole stadium gets going.
You'd have thought that that Inter Milan game at home a couple of seasons back might have been one such occasion. But no....
Oh when the Spuuuuuuuuuuuuuurs started up at the Park Lane end. Our little group joined in. A season ticket holder who sits in front of me turned around and said, with a snarl on his face, 'Can't you just shut the fudge up?". I was stunned. "This is Spurs against Inter Milan in the Champions League", I said, "If it's not okay for us to sing tonight, when will it ever be okay?"
He pointed to the Park Lane and shouted, "If you want to fudging sing, fudge off to that stand". So I replied, "If you want to watch football in piece and quiet, stay at fudging home and watch it from your fudging armchair. Then at least a proper supporter might get the chance to come here in your place".
Thankfully, that stumped him and he turned around and ignored me for the rest of the game. But, I confess, it did rather take the shine off that fantastic evening for me. Last thing I want is to get into a blazing row with a fellow Spurs fan.
For the next few games, this bloke said nothing more but just shot me venomous looks whenever he saw me. And then, towards the end of some PL game, Bale was substituted and the crowd (me included) was giving him a standing ovation. This bloke suddenly turned on me again and screamed, "If you keep clapping in my ear like that, I'm gonna knock you spark out!"
"So now I'm not allowed to clap either?", I asked, and burst out laughing. Which probably didn't help. At this point, he tried to make a move at me but his mates held him back.
Didn't see him for a month or two after that. I've seen him since and he seems to have mellowed. But I guess that he could crack again at any moment.
Two macarons behind me in East Upper got season tickets midway through last season. They spend the whole game telling the players who to pass to - constantly, ' Luka wants' or 'Rafa wants' when it's blindingly obvious that's where the pass is going. It's ruining the game for me.
What do I do? (and not get thrown out)
Used to have a brummy in our section that used to call players by their previous clubs name - so it'd be "come on Millwall" for ben thatcher for example - he was alright though lost his job when the car factory shut up there and not seen him since - had some proper troll looking mess of a wife that used to get on my nerves with her whiny cries of "oh come on" when players messed up.
It's a pretty decent section where i am though tbf and the vast majority have been there 20 plus years so everyone knows each other
This bloke suddenly turned on me again and screamed, "If you keep clapping in my ear like that, I'm gonna knock you spark out!"
"So now I'm not allowed to clap either?", I asked, and burst out laughing. Which probably didn't help. At this point, he tried to make a move at me but his mates held him back.
Didn't see him for a month or two after that. I've seen him since and he seems to have mellowed. But I guess that he could crack again at any moment.
The worst bunch of the lot in my opinion. The amount of people who would give anything to sit where they are, and all they do is stare at their phones, in the hope of capturing a moment that may get them a few 'likes' on facebook. How can you properly celebrate a goal when you're too pre-occupied with making sure your phone is safe and trying to get the player's celebrations in the best quality you can? Cnuts.
sits a few rows in front of me, all he ever says at a game is how Levy is a c""t. Never sings, never cheers, never says anything but slags Levy off all game.
The worst bunch of the lot in my opinion. The amount of people who would give anything to sit where they are, and all they do is stare at their phones, in the hope of capturing a moment that may get them a few 'likes' on facebook. How can you properly celebrate a goal when you're too pre-occupied with making sure your phone is safe and trying to get the player's celebrations in the best quality you can? Cnuts.
This happens at a lot of gigs I've been too recently. Why don't you f#cking enjoy the moment, instead of trying to capture a grainy copy that you'll never watch again
This happens at a lot of gigs I've been too recently. Why don't you f#cking enjoy the moment, instead of trying to capture a grainy copy that you'll never watch again
went to watford spurs a few seasons back, sat in the home end with my spurs supporting mates and this very old watford fan who couldnt stand up, poked this guy in front of him, quite a young lad, to sit down. this young lad turned round and 2 inches from his face just would not stop screaming until this old man got up and went home, basically in tears.
and then darren bent scored the winner.
The worst bunch of the lot in my opinion. The amount of people who would give anything to sit where they are, and all they do is stare at their phones, in the hope of capturing a moment that may get them a few 'likes' on facebook. How can you properly celebrate a goal when you're too pre-occupied with making sure your phone is safe and trying to get the player's celebrations in the best quality you can? Cnuts.
The worst bunch of the lot in my opinion. The amount of people who would give anything to sit where they are, and all they do is stare at their phones, in the hope of capturing a moment that may get them a few 'likes' on facebook. How can you properly celebrate a goal when you're too pre-occupied with making sure your phone is safe and trying to get the player's celebrations in the best quality you can? Cnuts.