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Advice needed.

Ozspur said:
Don't do it mate, you don't know who else she's made the offer to and whether they've given her any infection. It's not worth it. She might think she is OK but really who knows?

Get the missus or one of the kids to rub your calves, and stretch them often, for about 20 seconds, three or four times, especially after a ride, which is when they'll be warm and will stretch better.

Remember to stretch with the knee bent to get the soleus muscle, and also with the knee straight to get the gastrocnemius muscle. You MUST do both.

Also, lie on your back, heels up near your butt, knees together, and rock your knees from side to side until your back loosens up, most of my patients with tight calves and hammies also have tight low backs, particularly cyclists.
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You're new here aren't you?
 
Ozspur said:
Don't do it mate, you don't know who else she's made the offer to and whether they've given her any infection. It's not worth it. She might think she is OK but really who knows?

Get the missus or one of the kids to rub your calves, and stretch them often, for about 20 seconds, three or four times, especially after a ride, which is when they'll be warm and will stretch better.

Remember to stretch with the knee bent to get the soleus muscle, and also with the knee straight to get the gastrocnemius muscle. You MUST do both.

Also, lie on your back, heels up near your butt, knees together, and rock your knees from side to side until your back loosens up, most of my patients with tight calves and hammies also have tight low backs, particularly cyclists.
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...thinks this thread is about calves
 
Ozspur said:
Don't do it mate, you don't know who else she's made the offer to and whether they've given her any infection. It's not worth it. She might think she is OK but really who knows?

Get the missus or one of the kids to rub your calves, and stretch them often, for about 20 seconds, three or four times, especially after a ride, which is when they'll be warm and will stretch better.

Remember to stretch with the knee bent to get the soleus muscle, and also with the knee straight to get the gastrocnemius muscle. You MUST do both.

Also, lie on your back, heels up near your butt, knees together, and rock your knees from side to side until your back loosens up, most of my patients with tight calves and hammies also have tight low backs, particularly cyclists.
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Worst foreplay ever!
 
Nope, not new, just don't post much. I know Ben is a mad clown shoe (no offence mate) whose exploits on here are legendary.

BUT, if he wants his calves, or dingdong, or whatever, rubbed then let her indoors do it until it is safe for him to around to his masseuse's house. Then it can be game on!
 
Ozspur said:
Clown shoe? Dingdong? WTF?
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I feel like you might have taken a wrong turn somewhere?

Just wait til Chich gets his banjo out

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Ozspur said:
Nope, not new, just don't post much. I know Ben is a mad clown shoe (no offence mate) whose exploits on here are legendary.

BUT, if he wants his calves, or dingdong, or whatever, rubbed then let her indoors do it until it is safe for him to around to his masseuse's house. Then it can be game on!
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I don’t have google translate can anyone understand this?
 
So things changed a little bit and i asked her if she wanted to come for a ride before the massage(she is a personal trainer as well)

We had a lovely ride through the sussex countryside looping round to billingshurst and back to ours in bramber.

Got a massage on the sofa in the conservatory while Lucy my wife made us all dinner. Stir fry with oddly Christmas pudding for afters(apparently we are clearing out the cupboards)

Was a real lovely day, she has just left. I offered her a lift back to Brighton but she said she was ok to cycle.

Washing up just now the wife says, she sees you as a surrogate father, old man. With heavy emphasis on the old man.

I have always liked having friends of different ages and races. Thinks it helps make you a more rounded person. Particularly like when they have such great tight arses. Going to have some lovely dreams tonight...
 
Danishfurniturelover said:
So things changed a little bit and i asked her if she wanted to come for a ride before the massage(she is a personal trainer as well)

We had a lovely ride through the sussex countryside looping round to billingshurst and back to ours in bramber.

Got a massage on the sofa in the conservatory while Lucy my wife made us all dinner. Stir fry with oddly Christmas pudding for afters(apparently we are clearing out the cupboards)

Was a real lovely day, she has just left. I offered her a lift back to Brighton but she said she was ok to cycle.

Washing up just now the wife says, she sees you as a surrogate father, old man. With heavy emphasis on the old man.

I have always liked having friends of different ages and races. Thinks it helps make you a more rounded person. Particularly like when they have such great tight arses. Going to have some lovely dreams tonight...
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You were trying to get a threesome going, weren't you?
 
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