2017 I'm not convinced just yet

[Baleforce]

How many shipping containers will I need?

depends on how often you watch it

 

[milo]

This makes me sad

We regret to announce that Professor Heinz Wolff – the pioneer of bioengineering, inventor, TV presenter and social reformer – has died aged 89. https://t.co/B2gKfFla4b pic.twitter.com/UwfGHNzfYH

— Brunel University of London (@Bruneluni) December 16, 2017

 

[Lemonade Money]

The great egg race! (Was that a reference to his bald head and superior brain?)

 

[milo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/947854757728624642

 

[Aldo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/947854757728624642

 

[Jordinho]

https://twitter.com/x/status/947854757728624642

Since taking office I have been very strict on Commercial Aviation. Good news - it was just reported that there were Zero deaths in 2017, the best and safest year on record!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 2, 2018

 

[milo]

Since taking office I have been very strict on Commercial Aviation. Good news - it was just reported that there were Zero deaths in 2017, the best and safest year on record!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 2, 2018

He's fantastic

 

[milo]

I hope that his name crops up in the 2018 thread

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

Really hate the whole clapping for a minute gonads we have to do when someone in football dies. Wont say it at the time so i dont look like a prick, but i dont agree with it.

 

[milo]

Really hate the whole clapping for a minute gonads we have to do when someone in football dies. Wont say it at the time so i dont look like a prick, but i dont agree with it.

I blame Diana for the country's emotional incontinence. See also the annual poppy one-upmanship.

 

[thfcsteff]

He's fantastic

Incredible, right? I heard that last night, there was not one death from peanut asphyxiation in Boston; apparently Trump's stringent controls on peanut imports have had a positive result!!!!!

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

Incredible, right? I heard that last night, there was not one death from peanut asphyxiation in Boston; apparently Trump's stringent controls on peanut imports have had a positive result!!!!!

Fake news, I have it on good authority that Cashews are a big killer in that town.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Fake news, I have it on good authority that Cashews are a big killer in that town.

So you're saying @thfcsteff is the biggest fake news channel around?! We'll see about that!

I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 o’clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018

 

[Seedy Ron]

Good that he's not too busy making America great again that he can't find time for jolly japes.

 

[Aldo]

Since taking office I have been very strict on Commercial Aviation. Good news - it was just reported that there were Zero deaths in 2017, the best and safest year on record!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 2, 2018

Hopefully Air Force One will end that winning streak.

 

[Bullet]

Shall we change the thread title to "Ooh look, another celebrity died, just as expected in the natural order of things"

 

[Robbo]

Its 2018, we should lock this one and start a new one.