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  1. Kandi1977

    ***OMT Tottenham Hotspur vs Emirates Marketing Project ***

    What: Fizzy drink cup Where: Tottenham Hotspur Stadium When: Wednesday 30th October 20:15 GMT Why: who the f... knows City will probably play the kids, we'll go strong, and still get spanked. There, it's done. Nothing to see here! Move on. NEXT!
  2. Kandi1977

    Nations League

    Norway thrashing Slovenia, and Haaland becoming Norways all time top scorer. The previous record has stood since 1937! Haaland now with 34 goals in 36 games.
  3. Kandi1977

    *** OMT Tottenham Hotspur vs Saudi Sportswashing ***

    None of you lazy buggers seem to care, so someone had to take responsibility! Where: Saudi Sportswashing stadium When: Sunday 1st of September 13:30 GMT Not gonna bother with a predicted line up, as we seem to be cursed and I expect half our squad will be injured and unavailable. We'll need...
  4. Kandi1977

    The Official 2024/25 Premier League Thread

    Only 10 days to go until it's back again! Starting this off with a bit of a bombshell, if Manchester United getting special treatment can be called a bombshell... Anyway, this is quite remarkable, and I suspect other clubs will be asking questions!
  5. Kandi1977

    Olympic games Paris 2024

    Surprised there wasn't a thread already. Anyway, really good opening ceremony, with a fantastic finish! Well done Paris and France. Best of all, no one manged to fudge it up or disrupt it. Good luck to all the athletes! Looking forward to it, especially seeing sports you usually don't get to...
  6. Kandi1977

    Olympic Football

    Anyone watching Argentina vs. Morocco? A Moroccan player was just booked because an Argentinian pretended to be hit in the face, when in reality he was barely touched on top of his head! Absolutely disgusting play acting. Why can't VAR do something about that? Well I know why that is now...
  7. Kandi1977

    The fudging gonads brick swear filter

    Sclamhorpe
  8. Kandi1977

    Other leagues

    Thought I would make a thread for football leagues not covered by their own threads. To start off, I found something I can't get my head 'round in the Belgian league. Anyone care to explain this table? I know they split the league at some point, but the table makes no sense whatsoever! Union...
  9. Kandi1977

    *** OMT Spurs vs Everton ***

    When: Monday april 3rd, 20:00 bst, 21:00 CET Where: Scouserland Why: Who knows No need for anything fancy for this. We'll hardly be able to field 11 players, but Stellini is in the house! Handbrake off and Just smash them anyway. COYS
  10. Kandi1977

    *** OMT Spurs vs Milan ***

    What: Champions League, round of 16 Where: Their sh1thole When: Tuesday 14th, 21:00 cet We're down to bare bones again, at least in midfield. No Bentancur (inj) Bissouma (inj) or Højbjerg (suspended) and Sess is probably out as well. Leaves little choice in midfield. At the back it's a toss...
  11. Kandi1977

    *** OMT Tottenham Hotspur vs Olympic Marseille ***

    vs What: Champions league, group stage When: Tuesday 1. November 20:00 BST, 21:00 CET Where: Stade Velodrome, Marseille No fudging about this time. Win and we win the group. Anything other than a win is simply unacceptable. It's time for the team to show that they really want to play in this...
  12. Kandi1977

    *** OMT Spurs vs West London Defence League

    No need for a fancy schmancy OMT. Keep it simple and just do them! Where: Some brick stadium in West London When: Sunday 14th August, 16:30 GMT https://fb.watch/eOslZZkGy_/
  13. Kandi1977

    *** OMT Tottenham Hotspur vs Plastic Clapper farmers ***

    You lazy bastards!!! 12 hours to kick off, and no OMT!!! Where: Our glorious stadium When: 14:00 GMT, 15:00 CET Forum is broken, no one bothered to make an OMT until the last minute, we're in awful form. Hey, what's not to like? It'll be a stroll in the park. The rest of you can Insert...
  14. Kandi1977

    Advice needed

    About one year ago my two lovely lesbian neighbours told me that they were planning on having a baby, and they asked me if I could help them. They were fine with doing it the old fashioned way. So we've kept trying for a little over a year now, with no result. Should I tell them I'm sterilized?
  15. Kandi1977

    *** OMT Tottenham vs Poocastle ***

    You lazy buggers! Less than 17 hours until the match, and none of you tossers have bothered.... Anyway Who Where: up north When: Sunday 03.04.21 @2pm Line-up: Doesn't matter. We'll be lame and lacklustre anyway Predicted score: 2-0, both goals deflected off Steve Bruce's massive face.
  16. Kandi1977

    Another squad/rebuild/bad eggs thread?

    We need another thread surely?
  17. Kandi1977

    Kyle Walker - brick's about to hit the fan

    Massive brick storm coming! This guy has a fudging peanut sized brain! If this is true, and multiple rumours and sources suggest it is, then he should be in for a real battering! https://global247news.com/2020/12/31/kyle-walkers-christmas-party-in-london-causes-premier-league-covid-infections/amp/
  18. Kandi1977

    It's my birthday

    Now bring me some gifts! Probably should have posted this in the glory hole...
  19. Kandi1977

    I got fired

    So, today I got a call from my manager, where he said that due to the a merger with another company, that took place late last year, I was offered a package to leave the company! fudging hell, I've been there for 13 years, and they have been bringing in more people constantly up until the...
  20. Kandi1977

    OMT Tottenham Hotspurs vs Little bird

    VS Where: Tottenham Hotspur Stadium When: Wednesday 22.01.2020 19:30 GMT Less than 36 hours until kick off, and none of you lazy bastards have bothered making an OMT! Get those badgers out and get going!!
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