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  1. Danishfurniturelover

    What do you think of art?

    I'm partial to a bit of turner not a fan of Lowry, anyone can draw matchstick men. Wife was talking about getting a painting for downstairs toilet. My choice is this...
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    I dont hate Africans but

    I don't hate Africans but I hate Australians I don't hate Jews but I hate Australians I don't hate the handicapped but I hate Australians I don't hate vegetarians but I hate Australians I don't hate trans people but I hate Australians I don't hate babies on public transport but I hate...
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    Financial cost of relegation?

    So I think with our form it is now a possibility. Not going to debate about the manager, players or chairman. But was wondering what the cost would be if we go down. Do the players have to accept a drop in wages, do our sponsorship deals go down. I assume ticket prices would rise to cover the...
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    Sports personality of the year

    I know it's not really about the personality and really we are just going for who we think is best. I will vote for Cavendish in his last ever year.
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    Calf strain advice?

    I was at the gym this morning and felt it tighten, not popped but bloody close. Got it wrapped up now. Anyone else had this?
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    Full English and a pint of san Miguel

    An airport tradition for us. Gatwick north terminal, off to Egypt for a week of sun. Got 6 books to read, a proper lazy week sat by the pool. Know it's a bit chavy but a couple of times a year we need a week of complete relaxation. Still want to do the drive down the Pacific coast highway and...
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    Toothache

    Can't get an appointment till Thursday afternoon. Anyone done it, pulled their own tooth out with scissors?
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    Are Sweden even in the euros?

    Been done up here, tanya in the pub said I got Sweden in the sweep stake, they are not even fudging on it. Im furious
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    Watford fundraising

    Anyone see Watford are looking for investors on Seedrs. Seems very odd, guess if they got back to the prem you could make a good profit.
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    Happy St George's Day.

    Being dragged along to a local amateur dramatic society doing a Shakespeare evening. I love the theatre but I don't think I'm going to love tonight.
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    Banks ?

    Anyone use Monzo, was convinced by a mate to give them a go. Awful I am having so much trouble switching house insurance with them. Their customer service is appalling. Avoid them ladies.
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    Joe Kinnear

    Former Wimbledon and Saudi Sportswashing Machine manager Joe Kinnear has died at the age of 77.
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    Can you put a dildo in the dishwasher?

    Sister in law has gone on holiday and we went round to move the post. Lucy, the wife says we will unload the dishwasher, boom right there next to the saucepan was a purple dildo.
  14. Danishfurniturelover

    All time high all time high all time high

    Fick you w*nking cnut hole cnuts who ever doubted it. You smug sanctimonious know it all who spent years talking down to us true believers all along. Haha cry yourselves to sleep tonight eating your tesco ready meals. Fcuking stupid sheep to afraid to think for yourselves. While we at it and...
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    How do you rank English clubs in size

    After the talk in the takeover thread about villa after a mind numbing conversation with a colleague i thought I would rank clubs in England. 1 Liverpool 2 Man u 3 Arsenal 4 Chelsea 5 Emirates Marketing Project 6 Spurs 7 Everton 8 Saudi Sportswashing Machine 9 West ham 10 Villa
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    The transfer thread

    Just watched the Leeds v Leicester game. That Archie Gray is going to be one hell of a player. If Leeds don't come up we should be all over him. Give them Rodon and some money. Another very impressive player to start of his career in the championship.
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    The price of stuff

    Honestly its mental I'm sat in Starbucks in worthing waiting for someone. Thought I would pop in for a cup of tea. £2.80 For a teabag, hot water and a bit of milk. The sofas are to low down as well. Regretting sitting on them because Lord knows how I'm getting up. Fcuking country.
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    Pancake day

    My 6th favourite day of the year. How you ladies doing yours?
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    Adam Wharton

    Just scored again for Blackburn. My mate who is a Sunderland fan and watches a lot of championship football really rates him, we are linked with him as well.
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    The holiday thread

    We are off next week to Marrakesh for a week. Really excited, love North Africa. Spent a bit of time working maintenance out in Tunisia way back when. Food in that part of the world is perfect for me not to spicy but got a kick. The other half has lot of excursions planned, should be good...
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