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    Fund raising for Jeremy @Yermiyahu

    Still no words mate, however I went out in the garden this evening and said "F**k Arsenal" fifty times on your behalf. Thinking of you. Stay positive.
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    Advice needed.

    Clown shoe? Dingdong? WTF?
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    Advice needed.

    Nope, not new, just don't post much. I know Ben is a mad clown shoe (no offence mate) whose exploits on here are legendary. BUT, if he wants his calves, or dingdong, or whatever, rubbed then let her indoors do it until it is safe for him to around to his masseuse's house. Then it can be game on!
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    Advice needed.

    Don't do it mate, you don't know who else she's made the offer to and whether they've given her any infection. It's not worth it. She might think she is OK but really who knows? Get the missus or one of the kids to rub your calves, and stretch them often, for about 20 seconds, three or four...
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    The dying thread

    No words mate but thinking of you from Oz. You can reflect on seeing some great players in our strip, Bale, Modric, Sheringham, King etc., some good memories there for you. All the best.
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    DeAndre Yedlin

    Re: Official - DeAndre Yedlin signs That reminds me of Ledley's tackle on Arjen Robben a few seasons ago
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    Several days until I attend my next meeting of Pedants Anonymous

    This is a wonderful thread.=D>
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    RIP Richard Attenborough

    Very sad. RIP
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    How would you remember Daniel Levy?

    I would remember him as the "nearly" man. Nearly signed Leandro, nearly did this, nearly did that, most of all nearly was successful 8-[
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    I am a manager

    You'll drink all the profits and go bust!
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    Attn. DIYers

    Jeez, it wouldn't let me say c o c k
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    Attn. DIYers

    I'd go round to his place if I were you and **** my leg all over his nice new door, and chase his cat too.
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    How to mark the end of an era?

    You want him to fudge a top hat? You may be weirder than Chich :eek:
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    POLL - Thread merging - for or against?

    This, unfortunately
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    Im very troubled at the moment so thought i would come on here and share

    Couple of things here Ben, many folks are lonely and say hello to pass the time of day they are truly not trying to tinkle you off. maybe you looked a little sad and they were trying to cheer you up (OK so it backfired, but they were trying). Mate I have always thought you had a good sense of...
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    Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish.

    That's a pity Mick, I don't post much but I read a lot on here and I like your posts, you sometimes attack the ball but not the man and I like that. Be great if you could reconsider, but if not, then good luck to you buddy.
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    Dillema

    I think you need to tell the groom that the best best man needs to wake up to himself. Does the groom know about you and his ex? If not tell him. Tell the groom that it's all an insult to your present girlfriend and if he doesn't do something about it then you won't be able to attend his wedding...
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    New username ideas..

    BigassloverSade
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    Old School

    [-X
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    The 'Hello, I'm New Here' Thread

    Hey Big John Jr, I remember your Dad's postings, he was a good bloke, I had no idea he had died. Welcome to the forum and I'm sure we are all sorry for your loss. RIP Big John
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