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    Next Manager Thread (2026 Edition)

    Did Brentford or Brighton beat us at home when run by Frank and De Zerbi respectively? If so, are those matches included?
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    Waxing a moustache

    Are you considering a) using wax to tame a curly moustache and ensure that the connectors at the extremities lie flat with your beard or b) taking that connector growth and teasing it away from your beard, then twirling the ends into absurd spikes and holding them in place with wax, so that you...
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    Time to start LWB and Boast?

    Worth trying in the Rumbelows maybe. Oh, wait.
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    Artificial intelligence

    Hear hear. And that goes for Sheffield United as well as Spurs.
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    Who would you want as the new Director of Football?

    Can’t see what difference an additional bloke at the table makes if the rules are still that anyone RDZ can sign anyone he regards as a son or a homeboy, and that anyone temporarily grumpy is either sold for a song or sent to train with the under sevens.
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    ***OMT Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa***, PL, Sat 19th Sept 2026

    Greatest hits of the last four, really. You didn’t miss anything if you saw them.
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    Roberto De Zerbi *OFFICIAL*

    Quite possibly. But I still think it’s plausible that relationships across the club break down to the extent that he decides he just doesn’t want to be here any more.
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    Roberto De Zerbi *OFFICIAL*

    Homo economicus he is not. If he was a rational maximiser of self-interest his career wouldn’t be littered with mutual consent departures.
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    ENIC

    We’ve been handing out new contracts fairly generously. I thought it was generally accepted that the club was treating the new fair play rules as a one-off cheat code.
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    Roberto De Zerbi *OFFICIAL*

    I wonder if RDZ will flounce before he’s pushed. It wouldn’t be out of character.
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    ENIC

    I’m more or less in agreement with you on everything being shìt, but I don’t think it’s the same owners. Joe Lewis was in charge, however across everything Levy was, but now control has genuinely been handed over to the art-flogging failsprogs, and their arse-covering yes-men. It’s not the...
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    Jan Paul van Hecke

    No, but with so many bizarre decisions made on transfers, it seemed an odd one to include.
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    Jan Paul van Hecke

    Early days but I like Tosin a lot so far.
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    ***OMT Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa***, PL, Sat 19th Sept 2026

    Gray came very close to scoring tbf.
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    ***OMT Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa***, PL, Sat 19th Sept 2026

    Still cheered that. Could be important.
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