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  1. ShipOfTheseus

    Parking in tesco enfield

    Poultry amount, though.
  2. ShipOfTheseus

    Luca Williams-Barnett

    He'll be living on one of the lunar-orbit retirement domes by then, though.
  3. ShipOfTheseus

    *** OMT Tottenham Hotspur FC vs Manchester United ***

    Lol never in doubt
  4. ShipOfTheseus

    *** OMT Tottenham Hotspur FC vs Manchester United ***

    Why do we put ourselves through this?
  5. ShipOfTheseus

    *** OMT Tottenham Hotspur FC vs Manchester United ***

    Historians will point at that half as the best opportunity Spurs ever had to take the lead in a league game under RDZ.
  6. ShipOfTheseus

    *** OMT Tottenham Hotspur FC vs Manchester United ***

    Always a mistake to carry on watching us after the first hydration break.
  7. ShipOfTheseus

    *** OMT Tottenham Hotspur FC vs Manchester United ***

    How the fùck did we not score.
  8. ShipOfTheseus

    Omar Marmoush

    That first touch.
  9. ShipOfTheseus

    Naughty Emirates Marketing Project - Spot of Compo??

    That feels quite lenient for the scale of fraud and the obstructive, mendacious intransigence when under investigation. 60 points per season for ten seasons would be a couple of decades yo-yoing. My preferred solution is still that City is proscribed as an organisation, meaning that anyone who...
  10. ShipOfTheseus

    *** The Official 26/27 Premier League Thread ***

    If Spurs are claiming some sort of compensation against City, might we be planning to withhold payments for Savio?
  11. ShipOfTheseus

    Politics, politics, politics (so long and thanks for all the fish)

    Also spotted: Captain Thugwash.
  12. ShipOfTheseus

    Roberto De Zerbi *OFFICIAL*

    Doesn’t show much other than that Opta expectations are based on dodgy models.
  13. ShipOfTheseus

    Politics, politics, politics (so long and thanks for all the fish)

    Has he not been nicked for this yet?
  14. ShipOfTheseus

    Levy's Plan

    It’s all fine if they have enough art to sell to spend another half million on trying something completely different in a few months. Not sure they do, though. Also, dilettantes get peevish and walk away when their projects fail and expose their incompetence. My worry is that we will be...
  15. ShipOfTheseus

    Next Manager Thread (2026 Edition)

    Did Brentford or Brighton beat us at home when run by Frank and De Zerbi respectively? If so, are those matches included?
  16. ShipOfTheseus

    Waxing a moustache

    Are you considering a) using wax to tame a curly moustache and ensure that the connectors at the extremities lie flat with your beard or b) taking that connector growth and teasing it away from your beard, then twirling the ends into absurd spikes and holding them in place with wax, so that you...
  17. ShipOfTheseus

    Time to start LWB and Boast?

    Worth trying in the Rumbelows maybe. Oh, wait.
  18. ShipOfTheseus

    Artificial intelligence

    Hear hear. And that goes for Sheffield United as well as Spurs.
  19. ShipOfTheseus

    Who would you want as the new Director of Football?

    Can’t see what difference an additional bloke at the table makes if the rules are still that anyone RDZ can sign anyone he regards as a son or a homeboy, and that anyone temporarily grumpy is either sold for a song or sent to train with the under sevens.
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