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*** OMT Tottenham Hotspur FC vs Manchester United ***

Kandi1977

Kandi1977

Ralph Coates
When: Saturday 10th of October, 18:30 CET
Where: Leaky roof stadium
Why: Who the fudge knows

Jesus christ! The day before the game, and no OMT!! And that despite the majority of you lot complaining about the long international break!

6-0. 3 goals by the Rat and 3 own goals by Ryan Nelsen.

Team news: most of the team injured
Predicted team:

Gomes
Hutton - Nelsen - CCV - Gilberto
Andy Sinton - Huddelstone - Andy Grey - Bentley
Booth - Raziak
 
No word of a lie I've not seen nor heard a single Spurs fan complaining about the international break.

Oh look it's another fresh start! It's a damn shame I'll be at a wedding tomorrow and as such, regrettably unable to watch rather than bordering on unwilling. I think we'll utilise our rope a dope strategy of going two or three goals behind, lulling the opposition into trance like state where they forget they're playing a game of football so we can seize glory by bundling in an ultimately meaningless goal, giving ourselves something to build on for the next fresh start.

I predict our cunning plan of spending a fortune in midfield to elevate Bentancur's game will continue to bear fruit. In addition, splurging 160m in to wide forwards with historically little end product for one of the best teams in the world will really pay off, especially when they're getting chances a plenty laid on for them and can create opportunities for big Dom. At least we kept our top scorers from last season so there's goals spread across the team. Say whatever you like about Solanke, no goals blah blah blah but you've got to factor in his impressve no social media outbursts statistic, the archetypal De Zerbi player. Ah, speaking of, our maestro ball playing extraordinaire has generously got himself injured so at least Danso can step i- Oh wait...Van Hecke is a bit like the rug in The Big Lebowski, in theory it really ties the whole room (team) together but unfortunately got tinkled on by some nihilistic thugs.

I'm attempting to use reverse psychology on fate here, which will hopefully conspire to prove me wrong on all fronts and make me look the fool I am come full time. By which point I'll ideally be too busy being bladdered, unironicaly doing the macarena with some lovely people 🫡🕺💃🍾
 
I just hope he’s able to (and does) put out a team that makes sense on paper, we’ve not had that so far this season. The balance in midfield or up front or both has been off all season. Whether that’s down to fitness or preference I’m not sure?
 
As for the game, I'm wondering whether RDZ will lean on some of the guys that didn't play in the internationals. Gallagher, Solanke and Udogie spring to mind.
 
Gazza Dazzla said:
Maddison, Tosin
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Tosin will be injury cover only. JPvH was sent home a week ago so not sure whether he might make it. Senesi would be the same for VDV.

Madds is the interesting one. He hasn't looked like a player ready to start in the PL yet but it has been 3 weeks.
 
Muttley said:
Tosin will be injury cover only. JPvH was sent home a week ago so not sure whether he might make it. Senesi would be the same for VDV.

Madds is the interesting one. He hasn't looked like a player ready to start in the PL yet but it has been 3 weeks.
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Adarabioyo looks the better player than Hecke at the moment on all the evidence we've seen so far
 
Gutter Boy said:
Adarabioyo looks the better player than Hecke at the moment on all the evidence we've seen so far
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All evidence? JPVH got the run around by Jackson but was good in the few games before and was responsible for most of our good build up play. And had 2 clean sheets in the 2 prior games. Tosin has one game under his belt and conceded 3 against a Liverpool makeshift team. I thought he actually played well tbh but just proving you can spin it any way you want.
 
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