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***OFFICIAL***SPURS***L'arse***OMT***

spurspinter1

John Lacy
I know it's early but go fudge yourself, thought I'd jump the gun to avoid an AI slop offering being limply offered the night before the game.

What - 90 minutes plus added time of top level football (chiefly waiting for both teams to take a minute and a half for each throw in)

When - 16:30 23/11 after yet another mindnumbingly unnecessary international break has been and gone

Why - The never ending pursuit of finding out who is better at football

Who - Us versus them

And now for something completely different -

This is a tad self serving but if you'll indulge me (pretty sure the last OMT had a grown man telling everyone on the internet it was his Birthday ffs):

Before this game I'm making my white collar debut, a charity boxing match in front of around 600 people. It's been 8 weeks of training, no booze, no smoking, no needless petty arguments on the internet, effectively all of my favourite vices,so It's been a slog and a half.

I've sold enough tickets and raised enough tickets to satisfy the criteria, but tbh I want to do a bit better than that. Having lost a few people much too soon to this vile disease, I'm fighting on behalf of Cancer Research, if even one person on here would throw in a fiver it'd mean so much. Any donations from here and I'll don the black away kit to the weigh in on Wednesday 🤟


I'll let people know how it goes and if I haven't been hospitalised I'll hopefully catch the 2nd half of the game at least. COYS
 
---------------Vic
Porro--Romero--vdV---Udogie
-----Bentancur--Pahlinha
--Kudus----Sarr----Odobert
-----------Muani


Alex Scott played with a mask 2 weeks after breaking his jaw, so I reckon Muani might make a surprise appearance. Odobert vs Simons is a tough call, but I'd probably start this way round
 
OK you got me this time but if any of you sons of itches ever start another match thread with a plea for cash, I'll spew my disgust through your front door, down your chimney and all over your washing, not to mention the beautiful leather seats in your motor.
Apart from that good luck and let's hope for a completely undeserved win to the mighty Spurs!
 
OK you got me this time but if any of you sons of itches ever start another match thread with a plea for cash, I'll spew my disgust through your front door, down your chimney and all over your washing, not to mention the beautiful leather seats in your motor.
Apart from that good luck and let's hope for a completely undeserved win to the mighty Spurs!

Please don't fudge up the leather in my motor, it's a hire car as a lorry totalled my car a week or two ago! Along with losing a family member, it's been an interesting training camp for this fight ha

Whoever kindly donated is a fudging legend btw, I truly appreciate it 🙌

Enough about my flimflam though, there's a match to focus on, even if it may not be a pretty one!
 
Don’t waste your time lads. Our record at their place is horrific. Redknapp was our manager the last time we won there in the league! This is the one fixture in the calendar I just have no time for. Every time I watch it I instantly regret it.
 
Don’t waste your time lads. Our record at their place is horrific. Redknapp was our manager the last time we won there in the league! This is the one fixture in the calendar I just have no time for. Every time I watch it I instantly regret it.
You don’t mean last time… you mean the only time we have won there in the league
 
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