Valentine's Day

[markysimmo]

Your knob is small and looks like a needle
Id rather be fingered by Jeremy Beadle...

Saw that on twitter today hahah

 

[ArcspacE]

If she's lucky, I might flash my dingdong at her when she gets back.

We exchanged small gifts this morning and going for Sushi and wine tonight. Couldn't get out of this one

 

[Klinsmania]

If you need something like Valentine's day to prompt you in to doing something nice for the missus, or take her out for her one restaurant meal of the year, then you have a pretty bricky relationship to be honest.

 

[raboner]

fudging scam.

 

[Crab.C.Nesbitt]

Roses are tits,
Violets are tits,
I like tits,
tits, tits, tits.

Roses are bent,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted!

 

[markysimmo]

Roses are red
dont be a diva
Come out with me
and show me your beaver

 

[Papercut]

Glad to see the majority here not falling for it.

I find it amusing when I see hoardes of guys panicking one day before VD (oooh VD you say) and crowding perfume shops and florists!

I remember Valentines being about sending an anonymous card to someone you quite liked (well, as a youngster anyway). That said, I never found out who sent me this anonymous card, they used the word 'belated' so I assumed it was a family member who felt sorry for me

 

[7percent]

I might be going to a traffic light party with a couple of girls later.

I think I'll get them (scratch) cards. I'm so nice like that. Put them in envelopes an everything.

Do the lottery do valentines themed scratch cards?

 

[ricky2tricky4city]

I buckled earlier today.. first time in three years getting the missus a card for it...


I think i just decided that the card would be a lot less effort then the flak for not getting her one.



I really really don't understand the point of cards, and i don't think i ever will, valentines day or otherwise.

Nice to hear the romance hasn't died

 

[WookieD]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I may have alzheimers,
Do you want a cup of tea dear?

 

[tommysvr]

Arsenal are red,
Chelsea are blue.
Mind the gap,
We're 10 points above you.

 

[Park Lane James]

I might be going to a traffic light party with a couple of girls later.

Samesies, should be a few slags that are up for it.

 

[Spursalot]

Samesies, should be a few slags that are up for it.

ah, who says romance is dead...

 

[Spursalot]

Nice to hear the romance hasn't died

touche'


The romance is fine, the pointlessly pandering to a day that exists for shops to profit from also exists.

 

[NickTB]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a gun,
Get in the fudging van

 

[Park Lane James]

ah, who says romance is dead...

Haha, I can be a right little charmer to the right women!

Anyway, didn't go out tonight as I've checked my bank account and haven't got as much money as I though. Also have a lot of work to do and need to save some funds for the FA Youth Cup game on thursday!

 

[papaspur]

see you in the vice den

 

[GLENROYID]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have alzheimers,
Cheese on toast.

 

[markysimmo]

Today is Mistresses Day !!!

 

[Gordinho]

I might be going to a traffic light party with a couple of girls later.